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  • D Dalek Dave

    We've known it for years! See Here[^] They also have trouble with words like Colour, Neighbour and Diet. (I really checked this for spelling before posting! I did not wish to be hoist with my own petard.)

    ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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    Jacquers
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    Who needs to be able to spell when you have spell checkers built into almost every application these days? ;P

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      Who needs to be able to spell when you have spell checkers built into almost every application these days? ;P

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      Baconbutty
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      I prefer to spell correctly rather than use US "English". What happens when you have to write with pen and paper and you have no access to a computer?

      My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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        I prefer to spell correctly rather than use US "English". What happens when you have to write with pen and paper and you have no access to a computer?

        My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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        Jacquers
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        Baconbutty wrote:

        What happens when you have to write with pen and paper and you have no access to a computer?

        Precisely the point I was trying to make, people get so used to spell checkers that they can't spell anymore without them.

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          I prefer to spell correctly rather than use US "English". What happens when you have to write with pen and paper and you have no access to a computer?

          My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

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          JimmyRopes
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          Baconbutty wrote:

          I prefer to spell correctly rather than use US "English".

          Baconbutty wrote:

          US "English"

          We don't speak English in the US we speak Amerlish. :doh:

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          • J Jacquers

            Who needs to be able to spell when you have spell checkers built into almost every application these days? ;P

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            Gary Wheeler
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            When there are multiple spellings for a given word, you need to be able to recognize the correct one. Most spelling checkers use a 'sound-alike' algorithm to suggest words that resemble the one you typed. Unfortunately, many of the suggestions have nothing to do with the word you are trying to use. Pick the wrong one, and the meaning of your message is dramatically altered.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            • G Gary Wheeler

              When there are multiple spellings for a given word, you need to be able to recognize the correct one. Most spelling checkers use a 'sound-alike' algorithm to suggest words that resemble the one you typed. Unfortunately, many of the suggestions have nothing to do with the word you are trying to use. Pick the wrong one, and the meaning of your message is dramatically altered.

              Software Zen: delete this;

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              Anthony Mushrow
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              And some of these algorithms are quite poor. Chrome for example, you accidentally press a key in the middle of the word, and it gets very confused, suggesting words that are quite different than the intended. If you where to pick the recommendations that it gives then you would have some very strange messages indeed.

              My current favourite word is: Delicious!

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                And some of these algorithms are quite poor. Chrome for example, you accidentally press a key in the middle of the word, and it gets very confused, suggesting words that are quite different than the intended. If you where to pick the recommendations that it gives then you would have some very strange messages indeed.

                My current favourite word is: Delicious!

                -SK Genius

                Game Programming articles start -here[^]-

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                Gary Wheeler
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                It's surprising that Chrome is that bad. I use Thunderbird at home, and it's pretty good at catching typos. Just about the time I'm ready to back up and fix one, it's already done so, in a nice and unobtrusive fashion. It's the first time I've not disabled a spelling checker in disgust. Microsoft Word 2007, for example. You would think, after spending a bazillion dollars developing the thing, they would have a spelling checker that could handle technical documentation. Nope.

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  We've known it for years! See Here[^] They also have trouble with words like Colour, Neighbour and Diet. (I really checked this for spelling before posting! I did not wish to be hoist with my own petard.)

                  ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

                  modified on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:26 AM

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                  Chris Losinger
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                  the headline of that article is unsupported by the text. nowhere in the article did they show an example of a single American who is embarrassed by the results. :laugh:

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    We've known it for years! See Here[^] They also have trouble with words like Colour, Neighbour and Diet. (I really checked this for spelling before posting! I did not wish to be hoist with my own petard.)

                    ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

                    modified on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:26 AM

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                    realJSOP
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                    And if you grab another set of individuals, it could swing the other way. BTW, I'm not embarrassed at all regarding my spelling of "color" or "neighbor". If you have a problem with it, I can accommodate you regarding a liaison to osculate my anal pore.

                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                    "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      the headline of that article is unsupported by the text. nowhere in the article did they show an example of a single American who is embarrassed by the results. :laugh:

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                      realJSOP
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                      That's because it seems that the brits are the only ones that seem to be hung up on the spelling of "color" and "neighbor". It's a statistics thing. This is an annual event where the brits are self-confounded by our spelling habits. It's like a great big spelling capacitor. After a year, so much energy has been spent trying to figure us out that their editorial writers explode in a fit of "Why the yanks are wrong".

                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                      "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                      • G Gary Wheeler

                        It's surprising that Chrome is that bad. I use Thunderbird at home, and it's pretty good at catching typos. Just about the time I'm ready to back up and fix one, it's already done so, in a nice and unobtrusive fashion. It's the first time I've not disabled a spelling checker in disgust. Microsoft Word 2007, for example. You would think, after spending a bazillion dollars developing the thing, they would have a spelling checker that could handle technical documentation. Nope.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        realJSOP
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                        Gary Wheeler wrote:

                        It's surprising that Chrome is that bad.

                        Why is it surprising? It's Chrome.

                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                        "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          Gary Wheeler wrote:

                          It's surprising that Chrome is that bad.

                          Why is it surprising? It's Chrome.

                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                          "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                          I was under the impression that everyone thought Chrome was the shiznits, the best thing since sliced bread and hot buttered sex...

                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                            I was under the impression that everyone thought Chrome was the shiznits, the best thing since sliced bread and hot buttered sex...

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            Chrome is Chrap. There is absolutely no reason for it to exist.

                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                            "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              Chrome is Chrap. There is absolutely no reason for it to exist.

                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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                              "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                              Gary Wheeler
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                              That's true of 99.997% of the stuff on the Internet, if you interpret Sturgeon's Law[^] for the web.

                              Software Zen: delete this;

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                That's because it seems that the brits are the only ones that seem to be hung up on the spelling of "color" and "neighbor". It's a statistics thing. This is an annual event where the brits are self-confounded by our spelling habits. It's like a great big spelling capacitor. After a year, so much energy has been spent trying to figure us out that their editorial writers explode in a fit of "Why the yanks are wrong".

                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                -----
                                "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                There is that, it is true. But bad spelling leads to bad grammar and bad grammar lead to misunderestimation. It is the way of the force.

                                ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                  And if you grab another set of individuals, it could swing the other way. BTW, I'm not embarrassed at all regarding my spelling of "color" or "neighbor". If you have a problem with it, I can accommodate you regarding a liaison to osculate my anal pore.

                                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
                                  -----
                                  "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  I'm not embarrassed at all regarding my spelling of "color" or "neigh

                                  No problem, it is the way the US spell things, but even within the spelling restraints of the US there are sure to be bad spellers. I have one MAJOR pita though. I read books written by American Authors who use DOVE as the past participle of DIVE. As in 'He dove under the table' DIVED for FSM's sake! It doesn't even sound right. OK rant about that now complete.

                                  ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                                  • G Gary Wheeler

                                    That's true of 99.997% of the stuff on the Internet, if you interpret Sturgeon's Law[^] for the web.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Sounds similar to the Coulter Postulation. "There is no occurance of the word Local where it cannot be replaced with the word Crap and still the truth remains"

                                    ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      We've known it for years! See Here[^] They also have trouble with words like Colour, Neighbour and Diet. (I really checked this for spelling before posting! I did not wish to be hoist with my own petard.)

                                      ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

                                      modified on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:26 AM

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                                      Zhat
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                                      62% to 54%? Is that like saying he's stupid, but the other guys a bit more stupid? Well, I'm not the least embarassed as I may not spell everything correct, but I have nice teeth.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        We've known it for years! See Here[^] They also have trouble with words like Colour, Neighbour and Diet. (I really checked this for spelling before posting! I did not wish to be hoist with my own petard.)

                                        ------------------------------------ "Your manuscript is both good and original. But the part that is good is not original, and the part that is original is not good." Dr Samuel Johnson

                                        modified on Tuesday, February 10, 2009 3:26 AM

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                                        Tad McClellan
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                                        I am the walking embodiment of this. I can't spell for s!@#. We wife, however, would wipe the floor with just about anyone when it comes to spelling.

                                        TadMcClellan.Com

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                                        • G Gary Wheeler

                                          That's true of 99.997% of the stuff on the Internet, if you interpret Sturgeon's Law[^] for the web.

                                          Software Zen: delete this;

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                                          Oakman
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                                          Gary Wheeler wrote:

                                          Sturgeon's Law

                                          Ted Sturgeon's wife wrote a preface to one of his books in which she talked about what a terrible speller he was. She made the case that many of the most creative authors she knew, likewise, were terrible at spelling.

                                          Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

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