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Dalek Dave

JOURNEY OF MAN When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25, I found a=2 0very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

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Oakman

Dalek Dave wrote:

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

:thumbsup: Sounds like me - 'cept I got married three times.

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Baconbutty

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My new favourite phrase - "misdirected leisure activity"

Lost User

How many :thumbsup: make a 5 vote?

wolfbinary

:thumbsup: :laugh: Pretty good. A coworker of mine told me once that a programmer's life was hard on relationships. Your joke reminded me of that.

Jim Crafton

Sooo, did the "big tits" part every happen? :)

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Oakman

Richard A. Abbott wrote:

How many :thumbsup: make a 5 vote?

Two? (3 = none, 4 = 1, 5 =2)

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

Oakman

Jim Crafton wrote:

Sooo, did the "big tits" part every happen

yep. And she was blonde with thighs strengthened from being a horse-jumper. Same result. She was so ambitious she didn't even have marry me to get access to my accounts. :-O

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

Yusuf

Oakman wrote:

Two? (3 = none, 4 = 1, 5 =2)

make up your mind in lieu of ^5[^] :thumbsup: :thumbsup: != :thumbsup:

Yusuf

Oakman

Yusuf wrote:

make up your mind

"Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" ~ Ralph Waldo Oakman

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

Yusuf

that deserve coded message :^) :doh: :suss: ;P !

Yusuf

Oakman

That must be in Loglan or Lisp. I don't recognize the code.

Jon Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface Algoraphobia: An exaggerated fear of the outside world rooted in the belief that one might spontaneously combust due to global warming.

Yusuf

:-D there are 26 cp smileys, you can think it as cp alphabet soup: :) to :thumbsdown:

Yusuf