JOTD
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A bloke walks into a bar with his giraffe and sits down, ordering a couple of drinks. They drink up, and order another couple of drinks. This goes on throughout the night, until finally the bartender calls last drinks. The bloke finishes his last drink and begins staggering towards the door. The giraffe finishes his last drink and gets off the barstool, takes a couple of steps and falls down on the floor, completely pissed... The bloke looks at the giraffe, shrugs his shoulders and keeps staggering out. The bartender calls out "OI!! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The bloke replies "He's not a lion, you dickhead, he's a giraffe!"
Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!! Booger Mobile - Camp Quality esCarpade 2010
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A bloke walks into a bar with his giraffe and sits down, ordering a couple of drinks. They drink up, and order another couple of drinks. This goes on throughout the night, until finally the bartender calls last drinks. The bloke finishes his last drink and begins staggering towards the door. The giraffe finishes his last drink and gets off the barstool, takes a couple of steps and falls down on the floor, completely pissed... The bloke looks at the giraffe, shrugs his shoulders and keeps staggering out. The bartender calls out "OI!! You can't leave that lyin' there!" The bloke replies "He's not a lion, you dickhead, he's a giraffe!"
Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad!! Booger Mobile - Camp Quality esCarpade 2010
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