The Three lil Pigs....
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I would have thought the man would have calculated a 35% markup and tried to take that little piggie all the way to the bank.
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You could use human faeces! You privileged b@stard! I had to join CP to get a plentiful supply of animal doo-doo, mostly of the bovine or equuine variety. One good thing though, there's plenty of it. <costermonger voice> Get it while it's 'ot! </costermonger voice>
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Go to the back room, there is an inexhaustable supply.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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Go to the back room, there is an inexhaustable supply.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
They are so desperate they are sending out press gangs.
------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC
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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be [deleted - use your imagination]!! A talking pig!' The teacher had to leave the room
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
Man: "None of that; you can come live with me... at least until Easter. Now how's that sound?"
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This is a true story, proving how fascinating the mind of a six year old is. They think so logically. A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building materials for his home. She read. 'And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?' The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?' One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the man would have said - 'Well, I'll be [deleted - use your imagination]!! A talking pig!' The teacher had to leave the room
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif
The six year old used a swear word at the teacher... rhymes with puck.... :laugh:
#define STOOPID #if STOOPID Console.WriteLine("I'm stoopid!"); #endif