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  • V Vikram A Punathambekar

    Muammar© wrote:

    what do they exactly call it??

    Assuming that wasn't a rhetorical question: it's called (tongue-in-cheek) txtspk. I hate it. :mad:

    Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

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    Muammar
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    Yes, thank you, that was the name the bloody "text speak!".. God I hate it :mad: My guess is people use it to hide their spelling mistakes!! You can read a misspelled word easier than reading that crap!!


    All generalizations are wrong, including this one! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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    • M Muammar

      This kind of writing.. Thanx 4 da gr8 work!!" And what do they exactly call it??


      All generalizations are wrong, including this one! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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      Roger Wright
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      It's moron-speak, and guaranteed to make any employer or professional contact think very poorly of anyone observed using it. It is, however, rather handy when you're trying to communicate using one of those tiny, inconvenient devices that were meant to be spoken into, not typed.

      "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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        This kind of writing.. Thanx 4 da gr8 work!!" And what do they exactly call it??


        All generalizations are wrong, including this one! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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        Ernest Laurentin
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        The other thing is most of the people using these stuffs are pretty bad in spelling. Make things even harder to figure out when a spelling mistake is made! asl? :))

        Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein Ernest Laurentin

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        • E Ernest Laurentin

          The other thing is most of the people using these stuffs are pretty bad in spelling. Make things even harder to figure out when a spelling mistake is made! asl? :))

          Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein Ernest Laurentin

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          Vikram A Punathambekar
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          Ernest Laurentin wrote:

          asl? :)

          Txtspk, an insult, and a smile? :~

          Cheers, Vikram. (Proud to have finally cracked a CCC!)

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          • M Muammar

            This kind of writing.. Thanx 4 da gr8 work!!" And what do they exactly call it??


            All generalizations are wrong, including this one! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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            kinar
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            it was called leet speak. And invented by the gaming and/or warez community pretty much simultaneously (much of the communities overlap). It stands to date as (imo) the only wildly successful open (not quite source) community project that continues to evolve and keep up with current times.

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            • M Muammar

              This kind of writing.. Thanx 4 da gr8 work!!" And what do they exactly call it??


              All generalizations are wrong, including this one! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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              NormDroid
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              Stupidity :)

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              • M Muammar

                This kind of writing.. Thanx 4 da gr8 work!!" And what do they exactly call it??


                All generalizations are wrong, including this one! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                Member 96
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                The people that invented bad keyboards invented that english quite by accident.


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                • E Ernest Laurentin

                  The other thing is most of the people using these stuffs are pretty bad in spelling. Make things even harder to figure out when a spelling mistake is made! asl? :))

                  Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. - Albert Einstein Ernest Laurentin

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                  Dan Neely
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                  Ernest Laurentin wrote:

                  asl

                  Enough, sorry but I'm strait, Earth. :laugh:

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                  • M Muammar

                    This kind of writing.. Thanx 4 da gr8 work!!" And what do they exactly call it??


                    All generalizations are wrong, including this one! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                    VonHagNDaz
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                    Whats worse is there are people who speak it. Yes, that's right, people actually sound out the abbreviations to make words, then use said words in conversation. As soon as those words end up in the dictionary, I'm moving and refusing to speak English ever again...

                    [Insert Witty Sig Here]

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                    • V VonHagNDaz

                      Whats worse is there are people who speak it. Yes, that's right, people actually sound out the abbreviations to make words, then use said words in conversation. As soon as those words end up in the dictionary, I'm moving and refusing to speak English ever again...

                      [Insert Witty Sig Here]

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                      kinar
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                      I always get a chuckle when one of my nephews or younger cousins says Ohh-Em-Gee in casual conversation. However, I dont chuckle because they did it, I chuckle becuase everyone in the room (including the grandparents) understood what they said but most of them will bitch and moan on the internet later to thier friends about people who do it while not realizing that they are bitching about thier own kin.

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                      • K kinar

                        it was called leet speak. And invented by the gaming and/or warez community pretty much simultaneously (much of the communities overlap). It stands to date as (imo) the only wildly successful open (not quite source) community project that continues to evolve and keep up with current times.

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                        goodideadave
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                        kinar wrote:

                        warez community

                        Who? :confused:

                        My other signature is witty and insightful.

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                        • G goodideadave

                          kinar wrote:

                          warez community

                          Who? :confused:

                          My other signature is witty and insightful.

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                          kinar
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                          goodideadave wrote:

                          Who?

                          I dunno, read about it on the interwebs

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                          • M Muammar

                            This kind of writing.. Thanx 4 da gr8 work!!" And what do they exactly call it??


                            All generalizations are wrong, including this one! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                            apoltix
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                            "b82rez 2ge4 No, b-eight-two-rez - be-attories, batteries. 2-geh-4 - together... Me was trying to save time." (If you have seen Ali G Indahouse, you know this quote.)

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                            • M Muammar

                              This kind of writing.. Thanx 4 da gr8 work!!" And what do they exactly call it??


                              All generalizations are wrong, including this one! (\ /) (O.o) (><)

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                              urbane tiger
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                              no 1 is 4cing u 2 use it, we cld <- प्रकृति ;P :laugh:

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                                It's moron-speak, and guaranteed to make any employer or professional contact think very poorly of anyone observed using it. It is, however, rather handy when you're trying to communicate using one of those tiny, inconvenient devices that were meant to be spoken into, not typed.

                                "A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"

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                                Homncruse
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                                I disagree. Various "autospell" (a.k.a. prediction typing) features eliminate the need for the abhorrent, incessant, moronic, idiotic, asinine, brainless, mindless, dim-witted, senseless, dumb, imbecilic, absurd, pointless unintelligent "language" of text speak (I refuse to "abbreviate" it on principle). It takes a little training, but it's worth it to spell properly via SMS to convey you have an intelligence greater than that of moss growing on the underside of a slimy rock by the river. Text speak is a language invented by "tweens" and their ilk; and let's admit it here: when was the last time tweens knew what was best for society? Why do we let them dictate our mobile text language? It's grown to such popularity that when I receive automatic texts relating to some of my favorite TV shows (trivia, fun facts, etc.), THEY use "text speak" and it's all done by a computer! There's no need! :mad: This new "language" has contributed to the declining intelligence of today's youth; over-stimulation from the media, ready access to just about any information in the world at one's hands, available for lookup and never committed to memory, and now we don't even require them to spell properly! A fine grasp on one's native language, both spoken and written, is a fundamental component to any other advanced knowledge/intelligence in any subject manner. I expect that in 30 years time, the English language will officially dispose of multiple forms of "their"/"they're"/"there" (and similar words) in favor of the easiest to spell, sometimes sans a letter or two, simply because nobody knows which form is linguistically correct anymore. Don't even get me started on full QWERTY keyboards on mobile devices... It's an input device designed to be used by two hands, utilizing all 10 fingers, and it's all crammed onto a small device using - at most - 2 fingers? How can anyone have ever expected 100% equivalent efficiency with only 20% of the usability interface? Someone failed at math. But I digress on this; it's neither here nor there. I discovered this banner online a long time ago. I forget the original source, but I copied it to ImageShack and use it as a signature on many fora I visit: http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9958/antitxtbanner3roia4.gif[^]. I advise (encourage?) any and all of you to join the movement and stand up AGAINST inten

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                                • K kinar

                                  it was called leet speak. And invented by the gaming and/or warez community pretty much simultaneously (much of the communities overlap). It stands to date as (imo) the only wildly successful open (not quite source) community project that continues to evolve and keep up with current times.

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  kinar wrote:

                                  it was called leet speak.

                                  That's l33t. See here: http://uninteresting.myby.co.uk/noeffort/romjul.htm[^]

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                                    no 1 is 4cing u 2 use it, we cld <- प्रकृति ;P :laugh:

                                    Spike Mulligan is at WW2 Conscription intake centre. Officer asks "Where you born Mulligan". "India, sir", Mulligan briskly replies. "Which part" asks the officer. To which Spike replies "All of me, sir".

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    I hate to break it to you this way, but the BBC isn't a newspaper.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      kinar wrote:

                                      it was called leet speak.

                                      That's l33t. See here: http://uninteresting.myby.co.uk/noeffort/romjul.htm[^]

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      kinar
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                                      you are correct sir.

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                                      • M Mark_Wallace

                                        I hate to break it to you this way, but the BBC isn't a newspaper.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        urbane tiger
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                                        Indeed the Bolshevik Bullshite Corporation is not usually regarded as a newspaper. Although I would point out that this tax payer funded, multi-media, agit-prop agency is not above stooping to practice of putting ink on paper, perhaps you're not familiar with the Radio Times. I'll grant, that in and of itself, the RT is not a newspaper, certainly not one of record. However it is not without its fellow travellers. At least one of its sister agencies engagees regularly, in fact daily, in that filthy business of chopping down the forests so as to condemn the entire universe to ruin by carbonation; whilst condemning everyone else for doing the same. I'm speaking, in hushed tones in case their listening, of that paragon of PC - The (formerly Manchester) Malevolency. But back to your comment, I was not aware that I made any reference, directly, indirectly or by association to the Bighorn Bugling Choir. And, to my uncertain knowledge, they don't peddle their misinformation, and mystical incantations in प्राकृत, or any other language of that ilk, such as पाणिनि . Please explain where I went wrong, at birth is not a valid answer :)

                                        Spike Mulligan is at WW2 Conscription intake centre. Officer asks "Where you born Mulligan". "India, sir", Mulligan briskly replies. "Which part" asks the officer. To which Spike replies "All of me, sir".

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                                        • U urbane tiger

                                          Indeed the Bolshevik Bullshite Corporation is not usually regarded as a newspaper. Although I would point out that this tax payer funded, multi-media, agit-prop agency is not above stooping to practice of putting ink on paper, perhaps you're not familiar with the Radio Times. I'll grant, that in and of itself, the RT is not a newspaper, certainly not one of record. However it is not without its fellow travellers. At least one of its sister agencies engagees regularly, in fact daily, in that filthy business of chopping down the forests so as to condemn the entire universe to ruin by carbonation; whilst condemning everyone else for doing the same. I'm speaking, in hushed tones in case their listening, of that paragon of PC - The (formerly Manchester) Malevolency. But back to your comment, I was not aware that I made any reference, directly, indirectly or by association to the Bighorn Bugling Choir. And, to my uncertain knowledge, they don't peddle their misinformation, and mystical incantations in प्राकृत, or any other language of that ilk, such as पाणिनि . Please explain where I went wrong, at birth is not a valid answer :)

                                          Spike Mulligan is at WW2 Conscription intake centre. Officer asks "Where you born Mulligan". "India, sir", Mulligan briskly replies. "Which part" asks the officer. To which Spike replies "All of me, sir".

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          Unfortunately, the Radio Times isn't published by Auntie; it's independent of the Beeb. And it's Milligan, by the way, not Mulligan. Misspelling the name of such a genius comes pretty close to being unforgivable. I think I'll go back in time and talk to you parents -- just let me finish my meeting with Mr & Mrs Hitler, first.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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