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Sneezing and Cheese and Onion Crisps

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    Dalek Dave
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    I offer no information, except that thank god the door was closed, I would have been embarrassed had anyone seen what just happened.

    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      I offer no information, except that thank god the door was closed, I would have been embarrassed had anyone seen what just happened.

      ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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      phannon86
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      I've got various scenarios running through my head, but I'll go with: Sneezed whilst opening the packet, tearing it wide open and throwing them everywhere!

      He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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        I've got various scenarios running through my head, but I'll go with: Sneezed whilst opening the packet, tearing it wide open and throwing them everywhere!

        He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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        Dalek Dave
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        I had already opened the packet and was enjoying a mouthful when...

        ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          I offer no information, except that thank god the door was closed, I would have been embarrassed had anyone seen what just happened.

          ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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          hairy_hats
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          On Sunday a friend of mine was drinking from a bottle of milk when it went the wrong way and he sprayed it all over the inside of his car. :laugh:

          I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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            I had already opened the packet and was enjoying a mouthful when...

            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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            phannon86
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            Ewww, chewed crisp spray X|

            He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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              Ewww, chewed crisp spray X|

              He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

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              Dalek Dave
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              Yep, wasn't a pleasant sight.

              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                I offer no information, except that thank god the door was closed, I would have been embarrassed had anyone seen what just happened.

                ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                LittleYellowBird
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                :rolleyes: If you are going to stuff Cheese and Onion crisps up your nose, they are bound to make you sneeze! Boys! (Ali sighs and shakes head!)

                Ali

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                  :rolleyes: If you are going to stuff Cheese and Onion crisps up your nose, they are bound to make you sneeze! Boys! (Ali sighs and shakes head!)

                  Ali

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Some were indeed stuffed up my nose, but from the inside. :)

                  ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    Some were indeed stuffed up my nose, but from the inside. :)

                    ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                    LittleYellowBird
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    Some were indeed stuffed up my nose, but from the inside.

                    Niiiccceee! :-D

                    Ali

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                    • H hairy_hats

                      On Sunday a friend of mine was drinking from a bottle of milk when it went the wrong way and he sprayed it all over the inside of his car. :laugh:

                      I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                      Stuart Jeffery
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                      Just remember to time your drinking/eating, I once laughed very hard to a joke after just taking a gulp of cola. It streamed from my nose and burned through all my sinuses on the way. Very Painful!

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                        Just remember to time your drinking/eating, I once laughed very hard to a joke after just taking a gulp of cola. It streamed from my nose and burned through all my sinuses on the way. Very Painful!

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        Did that with whiskey once. Never again! Repeat after me: "I am not a fish. I am not a fish..."

                        No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones

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                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          On Sunday a friend of mine was drinking from a bottle of milk when it went the wrong way and he sprayed it all over the inside of his car. :laugh:

                          I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine

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                          R Giskard Reventlov
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                          He'll never get that smell out!

                          me, me, me

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                            Some were indeed stuffed up my nose, but from the inside. :)

                            ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                            Gary Wheeler
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                            Filed under "pictures I didn't need in my head". Or at least, of things in Dave's head.

                            Software Zen: delete this;

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Some were indeed stuffed up my nose, but from the inside. :)

                              ------------------------------------ "When Belly Full, Chin Hit Chest" Confucius 502BC

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                              :omg: Two words... E U (for the phonetically impaired, "eww")

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