Blonde in a Boeing
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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts, "BE SILENT!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts, "BE SILENT!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
:rolleyes: That's almost as bad as the blonde who spent two hours staring at a box of orange juice because it said, "Concentrate".
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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts, "BE SILENT!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Groan... How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? There's blobs of "White-Out" on the screen... Word of the day: Rotundacrat
Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo... -
Groan... How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? There's blobs of "White-Out" on the screen... Word of the day: Rotundacrat
Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...Roger Wright wrote: How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? How can you tell when a brunette has been using your computer? When there's writing on the white-out. :) Jeremy Falcon Imputek "Oh no there was a knife in that kitchen drawer and I cut myself - please remove the kitchen." - David Wulff
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Roger Wright wrote: How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? How can you tell when a brunette has been using your computer? When there's writing on the white-out. :) Jeremy Falcon Imputek "Oh no there was a knife in that kitchen drawer and I cut myself - please remove the kitchen." - David Wulff
Touché! :-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
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A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts, "BE SILENT!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
I didn´t thought that blond jokes so common outside my country ! :-D Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 MRitter :jig: I've gone sending to outer space, to find another race :jig:
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I didn´t thought that blond jokes so common outside my country ! :-D Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 MRitter :jig: I've gone sending to outer space, to find another race :jig:
I think they were invented here - we have more blondes to study...:) Word of the day: Rotundacrat
Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo... -
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts, "BE SILENT!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
A brunette is standing at the side of a motorway, chanting "76, 76, 76..." when a blonde drives by and screeches to a halt to see what the brunette is doing. Without asking, the blonde assumes the brunette is counting vehicles as they go by, and joins in the chanting "76, 76, 76...". At this point the brunette turns to the blonde and says "It's much more fun if you do it in the middle of the lane". Without thinking, the blonde proceeds to the middle of the motorway to continue the chant, at which point a truck crashes into her. The brunette's chant changes subtly - "77, 77, 77... " ;P :rolleyes: The following statement about your geekness is true.
The previous statement about your geekness is false. -
A brunette is standing at the side of a motorway, chanting "76, 76, 76..." when a blonde drives by and screeches to a halt to see what the brunette is doing. Without asking, the blonde assumes the brunette is counting vehicles as they go by, and joins in the chanting "76, 76, 76...". At this point the brunette turns to the blonde and says "It's much more fun if you do it in the middle of the lane". Without thinking, the blonde proceeds to the middle of the motorway to continue the chant, at which point a truck crashes into her. The brunette's chant changes subtly - "77, 77, 77... " ;P :rolleyes: The following statement about your geekness is true.
The previous statement about your geekness is false.Oh boy...... :rolleyes: Nick Parker
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A brunette is standing at the side of a motorway, chanting "76, 76, 76..." when a blonde drives by and screeches to a halt to see what the brunette is doing. Without asking, the blonde assumes the brunette is counting vehicles as they go by, and joins in the chanting "76, 76, 76...". At this point the brunette turns to the blonde and says "It's much more fun if you do it in the middle of the lane". Without thinking, the blonde proceeds to the middle of the motorway to continue the chant, at which point a truck crashes into her. The brunette's chant changes subtly - "77, 77, 77... " ;P :rolleyes: The following statement about your geekness is true.
The previous statement about your geekness is false.ROTFLMAO... an evil twisted joke but funny nonetheless. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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ROTFLMAO... an evil twisted joke but funny nonetheless. Regards, Brian Dela :-)
Monday got the better of me :-O The following statement about your geekness is true.
The previous statement about your geekness is false. -
A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane,a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, "BOEING! BOEING!! BOEING!!! BO....." She sort of forgets where she is, even the pilot in the cock-pit hears the noise. Annoyed by the goings on, the Pilot comes out and shouts, "BE SILENT!" There was pin-drop silence everywhere and everybody is looking at the blonde and the angry Pilot. She stared at the pilot in silence for a moment, concentrated really hard, and all of a sudden started shouting, "OEING! OEING! OEING! OE...."
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
same blond on a night flight asks a attendant how the pilot knows where he going at night when he sees nothing; the attendant doesn't no the answer, so she calls the pilot, and a few minute later, the pilot walks down the alley to the blond woman, and politely (sp?) answers : "Well, miss, you see the light at the end of the wing on your left, now, you see the light at the end of the right wing ? we simply trying to fly between the two lights !" Max
