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  • K Keith Barrow

    A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

    CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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    Michael Bergman
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    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

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    -- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

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    • K Keith Barrow

      A Russian Teacher is speaking to his [Northern] English pupils: "Russian is now an unusual langauge in Europe, as a double negative is used to reinforce the negative so to say 'I'm not never doing that' in Russian means I'm really, really not doing it. In English it means I will do it in the future. No language exists where a double positive forms a negative". Billy Replies: "Aye, right."

      CCC solved so far: 2 (including a Hard One!)

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      Joe Simes
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      I'm not Scots but I have a friend who is and he said this the other day: Je'naekenfitamean? Good luck figuring that oot! :wtf: :)

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        I'm not Scots but I have a friend who is and he said this the other day: Je'naekenfitamean? Good luck figuring that oot! :wtf: :)

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        Dan Neely
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        "I have a speech impediment."?

        The latest nation. Procrastination.

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          "I have a speech impediment."?

          The latest nation. Procrastination.

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          Joe Simes
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          As does everyone from Aberdeen! ;) And I though my Weegie friends were hard to understand!!

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          • M Michael Bergman

            Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.

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            -- For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

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            ZaoWuYa
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            Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights make a plane?

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