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And in certain UK based papers this would be reported as one of: "Immigrants cause state trooper to pull over car" "Gordon Brown says he didn't cause state trooper to pull the car over, it's only market correction" "Linzi, 19, from Stoke gets her kit off for the state trooper"
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Today on STOPgate 2009, we bring in a panel of political analysts, law enforcement officials, and conspiracy theorists to answer the questions on YOUR mind! Who was pulled over? Why was there no public record? How is this related to the global credit crisis? Is this a terrorist plot in disguise? Tune in at 10pm for the answers!
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And in certain UK based papers this would be reported as one of: "Immigrants cause state trooper to pull over car" "Gordon Brown says he didn't cause state trooper to pull the car over, it's only market correction" "Linzi, 19, from Stoke gets her kit off for the state trooper"
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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The Register Star can't be here to receive a 5 from me, so you'll have to accept it for them.
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And in certain UK based papers this would be reported as one of: "Immigrants cause state trooper to pull over car" "Gordon Brown says he didn't cause state trooper to pull the car over, it's only market correction" "Linzi, 19, from Stoke gets her kit off for the state trooper"
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Or: State trooper find alien carcass in fortune cookie
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