Footy JOTD

Dalek Dave

Harry Redknapp goes into the church and says: "Bless me Father for I have sinned" The priest says: "Come forth my son" Redknapp replies: "Come fourth?! We'll be lucky to come tenth!"

------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

Russell Jones

I gather he offered his players a training trip to Spain but they preferred to go to Blackpool so they could see what it's like to ride on an open-top bus.

Dalek Dave

:laugh: 5

------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

R Giskard Reventlov

Oh you're all so funny. I'm just splitting my sides laughing. (Yes, I'm a humorless spurs fan: let's face it, 10 years without beating the scum would kill anyone's humour). :-)

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Russell Jones

If by scum you're referring to the team formerly known as the invincibles then I'm deeply offended! It must almost be time for spurs to start talking about the year of the one again, you've got 11 of them coming up in a row soon. It's been 8 years since the last time I heard some proper delusional superstition from the other end of the Seven sisters' road

Russell Jones

I'd just like to add that the 1 vote is nought to do with me, there'll be a five to counteract it.

R Giskard Reventlov

Thanks: must have been from a scum supporter. In case you didn't know 'scum' is how spurs fans refer to arsenal - I really have no idea as to why though I recall it being used when I were a lad and we used to win stuff.

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R Giskard Reventlov

Russell Jones wrote:

It's been 8 years since the last time I heard some proper delusional superstition from the other end of the Seven sisters' road

Oh how to make a grown man cry...

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Russell Jones

Hey, I'm what you'd call a scum supporter. I'm more likely to give some quality abuse a 5 though, wouldn't be football without some banter.

Russell Jones

digital man wrote:

I really have no idea as to why though I recall it being used when I were a lad and we used to win stuff.

I didn't realise you were that old :-\

Manique

At Fratton Park we have far more offensive jokes about Harry Redknapp.

R Giskard Reventlov

Russell Jones wrote:

Hey, I'm what you'd call a scum supporter.

Yes, you are. :-)

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R Giskard Reventlov

I am over 314 years old...

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Russell Jones

And yet in a couple of months he'll be heading down the M3 once more!