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    A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says "My friend, why do you do this?.....Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at the rabbit, looks at the joint, tosses it away and takes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing cocaine. So the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this?....Think about your health, come running with us through the pretty forest and you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at the razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin and the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at the rabbit, puts down the needle and starts to beat the s%#@ out of the rabbit as the giraffe and elephant watch in horror. They look at the lion and say "Lion, why do you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little f*^%#r makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

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      A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says "My friend, why do you do this?.....Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at the rabbit, looks at the joint, tosses it away and takes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing cocaine. So the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this?....Think about your health, come running with us through the pretty forest and you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at the razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin and the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at the rabbit, puts down the needle and starts to beat the s%#@ out of the rabbit as the giraffe and elephant watch in horror. They look at the lion and say "Lion, why do you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little f*^%#r makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

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      Lost User
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      Last time I heard, that rabbit was high on Cocaine! I had read it a few days back, not sure if it was in the Lounge or not.

      Currently Reading: The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown Next in Queue: Kill The Messenger by Tami Hoag - Kirtan

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        A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says "My friend, why do you do this?.....Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at the rabbit, looks at the joint, tosses it away and takes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing cocaine. So the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this?....Think about your health, come running with us through the pretty forest and you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at the razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin and the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at the rabbit, puts down the needle and starts to beat the s%#@ out of the rabbit as the giraffe and elephant watch in horror. They look at the lion and say "Lion, why do you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little f*^%#r makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

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        NormDroid
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        Another good one!

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          Last time I heard, that rabbit was high on Cocaine! I had read it a few days back, not sure if it was in the Lounge or not.

          Currently Reading: The Lost Symbol by Dan Brown Next in Queue: Kill The Messenger by Tami Hoag - Kirtan

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          Brady Kelly
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          Last time I heard that I was high on Ecstasy. :suss:

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            A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says "My friend, why do you do this?.....Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at the rabbit, looks at the joint, tosses it away and takes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing cocaine. So the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this?....Think about your health, come running with us through the pretty forest and you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at the razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin and the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at the rabbit, puts down the needle and starts to beat the s%#@ out of the rabbit as the giraffe and elephant watch in horror. They look at the lion and say "Lion, why do you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little f*^%#r makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

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            ricmil42
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            Great one! 5

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              A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at the giraffe and says "My friend, why do you do this?.....Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at the rabbit, looks at the joint, tosses it away and takes off running with the rabbit. Then they come across an elephant doing cocaine. So the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this?....Think about your health, come running with us through the pretty forest and you'll see, you'll feel so good!" The elephant looks at the razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe. The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up heroin and the rabbit says "My friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! Come running with us through the sunny forest, you'll feel so good!" The lion looks at the rabbit, puts down the needle and starts to beat the s%#@ out of the rabbit as the giraffe and elephant watch in horror. They look at the lion and say "Lion, why do you do this? He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little f*^%#r makes me run around the forest like an idiot for hours every time he's on ecstasy!"

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              Jim Crafton
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              Great! I didn't see the punchline coming, very nice!

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