I may have figured it out

[NickPace]

Have you ever noticed that time seems to move more slowly in certain areas of the office (such as management offices and meeting rooms)? It occurred to me that this may be caused by the close proximity of very dense people in those areas. Now I just need to test my hypothesis and perhaps publish an article… :laugh:

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[BRShroyer]

Let me guess, you were in said meeting room when this idea came to mind? :) Here's a thought, ask your boss if you could move your desk in there so you can get more done in a day? ;P

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[Gary R Wheeler]

Oooh. Sounds like a wonderful experiment for the Large Hadron Collider. Accelerate marketeers to relativistic speeds, and collide them together. Maybe we'll discover the long-sought Piggs-Moron particle...

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[Mycroft Holmes]

Best suggestion I have heard for the use of the LHC yet. Can we try politicians next please, or maybe lawyers now there is a truly valid use for the LHC. Or maybe we can see what happens when a relativistic lawyer meets a stationary car salesman

[Rich Leyshon]

Gary R. Wheeler wrote:

Sounds like a wonderful experiment for the Large Hadron Collider. Accelerate marketeers to relativistic speeds, and collide them together

Presumably marketeer particles would be found to possess lots of spin. Rich