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  • 1 1 21 Gigawatts

    I typed in Gigawatts and got: General Individual Generated for Accurate Warfare, Adept Troubleshooting and Thorough Sabotag :-\

    "People who don't like their beliefs being laughed at shouldn't have such funny beliefs." ~ Anon "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein Now reading: 'The Third Reich', by Michael Burleigh

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    OriginalGriff
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    I tried mine and was told I was too long. Not the first time (fnarf, fnarf).

    No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. This message is made of fully recyclable Zeros and Ones "Rumour has it that if you play Microsoft CDs backwards you will hear Satanic messages.Worse still, is that if you play them forwards they will install Windows"

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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      Vikram A Punathambekar
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      V.I.K.R.A.M Versatile Intelligent Killing and Rational Assassination Machine I'll wear this look then: :suss:

      Cheers, Vikram. (Cracked not one CCC, but two!)

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        This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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        Russell Jones
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        MY LIFE NOW HAS MEANING ;-) J.O.N.E.S. B.O.Y.: Juggernaut Optimized for Nocturnal Exploration, Scientific Battle and Online Yelling CAN Y'ALL HEAR ME OK?

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          This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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          Dalek Dave
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          Digital Artificial Lifeform Engineered for Killing, Dangerous Assassination and Vigilant Exploration Not bad for an old soldier!

          ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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            This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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            Mark_Wallace
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            "Names can't have more than 10 letters." erm... On what planet?

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              "Names can't have more than 10 letters." erm... On what planet?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Dalek Dave
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              Mark Wallace wrote:

              erm... On what planet?

              Raxicoricofallapatorius.

              ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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                phannon86
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                P.H.A.N.N.O.N.: Person Hardwired for Assassination, Nocturnal Nullification and Online Negotiation I don't snore, I throw NullReferenceExceptions in my sleep :laugh:

                He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

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                • T tolw

                  This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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                  Philip F
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                  P.H.I.L.I.P. F.: Person Hardwired for Infiltration, Logical Investigation and Potential Fighting I like the "Logical Investigation" :laugh:

                  I won’t not use no double negatives.

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                  • T tolw

                    This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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                    HimanshuJoshi
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                    H.I.M.A.N.S.H.U.: Handcrafted Intelligent Machine Assembled for Nocturnal Sabotage and Hazardous Utility

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                    • T tolw

                      This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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                      OUTLAW - Operational Unit Trained for Logical Assassination and Warfare

                      .45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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                      "The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001

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                      • T tolw

                        This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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                        peterchen
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                        Positronic Electronic Technician Engineered for Repair, Ceaseless Harm and Efficient Nullification Sounds like an VB maintenance job :(

                        Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
                        | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server

                        modified on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 7:27 AM

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                          This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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                          molesworth
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                          Mechanical Operational Lifeform Engineered for Scientific Warfare, Online Repair and Thorough Harm Awesome!! :D

                          There are three kinds of people in the world - those who can count and those who can't...

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                            This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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                            moon_stick
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                            M.O.O.N.S.T.I.C.K.: Mechanical Organism Optimized for Nocturnal Sabotage, Thorough Infiltration and Ceaseless Killing

                            It definitely isn't definatley

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                              Mark Wallace wrote:

                              erm... On what planet?

                              Raxicoricofallapatorius.

                              ------------------------------------ In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms. Stephen J Gould

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              Dalek... Raxicoricofallapatorius... I think I'm beginning to see a theme emerge, here.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                This [^] has caused quite a revolution in the office. No more boring e-mail signatures ;)

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                Yeah, alright... P.I.E.B.A.L.D.: Person Intended for Exploration, Basic Assassination and Logical Destruction The ten-character limit must be because they'd run out of words: J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.J.: Journeying Judicious Juggernaut Justified for Justified Judo, Jeopardous Jobs and Jaded Jealousy Q.Q.Q.Q.Q.Q.Q.Q.Q.Q.: Quantum Quinessential Quadruplet Qualified for Quick Questioning, Quality Quantification and Questionable Quizzing X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.X.: Xperimental Xtraterrestrial Xenomorph Xperienced in Xpert Xenocide, Xtreme Xecution and Xponential Xcavation Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.Z.: Zeta Zircon Zombie Zoned for Zealous Zoology, Zesty Zapping and Zippy Zymurgy

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                                  Positronic Electronic Technician Engineered for Repair, Ceaseless Harm and Efficient Nullification Sounds like an VB maintenance job :(

                                  Personally, I love the idea that Raymond spends his nights posting bad regexs to mailing lists under the pseudonym of Jane Smith. He'd be like a super hero, only more nerdy and less useful. [Trevel]
                                  | FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server

                                  modified on Tuesday, November 24, 2009 7:27 AM

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                                  Gandalf_TheWhite
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                                  :laugh:

                                  Believe Yourself™

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