A 56k net connection is like a willy
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Hmmm... a willy, a bloody arse, and a wet Britain... you must be pre-emptively making up for lost time...!
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Shog9 wrote: a willy, a bloody arse, and a wet Britain Ouch Shog. That was crude!!! Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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It's a pain in my bloody arse. :mad: I've just lost a day's worth of downloading that would take any sane person five minutes or less. Oh well, bye from me till Friday night, I'm off to experience wet Britain at its peak for a week. I wont be sending any postcards. At least there will be plenty of :beer: and :jig:!
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Save a tapestry, eat a cat
David Wulff wrote: It's a pain in my bloody arse. You're doing it wrong. Roll over, and try picking up ewes for a change.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
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Shog9 wrote: a willy, a bloody arse, and a wet Britain Ouch Shog. That was crude!!! Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
My reply is worse. Welcome to the Soapbox, in all its glory!:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
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David Wulff wrote: It's a pain in my bloody arse. You're doing it wrong. Roll over, and try picking up ewes for a change.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...Yee-ouch! Are you sure you're not a Karoo sheep farmer? :laugh:
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Yee-ouch! Are you sure you're not a Karoo sheep farmer? :laugh:
Dave Goodman on funny error messages:
It is a definite no-no to run BITMAP as a user command. Your nose will grow, your lawn will die, your hair will fall out, and your first-born will marry an aardvark. Shame on you!Megan Forbes wrote: Are you sure you're not a Karoo sheep farmer? LOL!!! Certainly not - but I wouldn't want young David to be scarred for life! Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics...:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
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Megan Forbes wrote: Are you sure you're not a Karoo sheep farmer? LOL!!! Certainly not - but I wouldn't want young David to be scarred for life! Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics...:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...Roger Wright wrote: Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics When I visited his web site, I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. With all the cursing he does etc I thought he would be around my age. :eek: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.
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Roger Wright wrote: Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics When I visited his web site, I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. With all the cursing he does etc I thought he would be around my age. :eek: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.
Roger Allen wrote: I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. Yes, and he's quite bright, too! I say this only because I know he's on vacation and this thread will be long buried before he gets back... I wouldn't want it to have an adverse effect on his hat size.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
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David Wulff wrote: It's a pain in my bloody arse. You're doing it wrong. Roll over, and try picking up ewes for a change.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...Ah Roger!!!!!! X| Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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David Wulff wrote: I've just lost a day's worth of downloading that would take any sane person five minutes or less. Have you considered something like GetRight? I always use pause/resume on any download over a meg or so.
-Domenic Denicola- [CPUA 0x1337] “I was born human. But this was an accident of fate—a condition merely of time and place. I believe it's something we have the power to change…”
So do I, but this was somehow corrupted. :((
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Save a tapestry, eat a cat
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Roger Wright wrote: Just trying to set the lad straight on a few of the basics When I visited his web site, I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. With all the cursing he does etc I thought he would be around my age. :eek: Roger Allen Sonork 100.10016 I think I need a new quote, I am on the prowl, so look out for a soft cute furry looking animal, which is really a Hippo in disguise. Its probably me.
Roger Allen wrote: With all the cursing he does etc I thought he would be around my age. I learnt from the master (my dad) and from observing the activities on CP when I first joined (John, Christian, et al). :-D I'll have to update my site though as I am now nineteen!
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Save a tapestry, eat a cat
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David Wulff wrote: It's a pain in my bloody arse. You're doing it wrong. Roll over, and try picking up ewes for a change.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...Ouch! That was really baaaaaaaad, even from ewe. :rolleyes: And why the hell does sheep shit turn your sheets green? What the fu..!
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Save a tapestry, eat a cat
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Roger Allen wrote: I was surprised at how younge he actually was/is. Yes, and he's quite bright, too! I say this only because I know he's on vacation and this thread will be long buried before he gets back... I wouldn't want it to have an adverse effect on his hat size.:-D Word of the day: Rotundacrat
Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...Roger Wright wrote: I say this only because I know he's on vacation and this thread will be long buried before he gets back... I always catch up. :laugh: Just a few hours ago I was telling Paul how I have gotten over my CP addiction, and here I am now having spent an hour tracing back the Lounge and the SoapBox to the date I left for my holiday! I have read every message! Roger Wright wrote: I wouldn't want it to have an adverse effect on his hat size I don't wear hats - they don't make them big enough. For similar reasons I don't wear trousers... :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Save a tapestry, eat a cat
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Roger Wright wrote: I say this only because I know he's on vacation and this thread will be long buried before he gets back... I always catch up. :laugh: Just a few hours ago I was telling Paul how I have gotten over my CP addiction, and here I am now having spent an hour tracing back the Lounge and the SoapBox to the date I left for my holiday! I have read every message! Roger Wright wrote: I wouldn't want it to have an adverse effect on his hat size I don't wear hats - they don't make them big enough. For similar reasons I don't wear trousers... :-D
David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk
Save a tapestry, eat a cat
David Wulff wrote: For similar reasons I don't wear trousers... A little less time on CP and more on a treadmill will shrink that gluteus maximus for you:-) Word of the day: Rotundacrat
Extra Credit will be awarded for: Quasimobo...