OJOTD
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and says, “Hey, what's in the bag?” So, the man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, all of about maybe 12 inches tall, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano. Then he reaches into the bag pulls out a tiny piano bench. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart. "Where on earth did you get that?", the bartender asks. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag and pulling out what looks like a little genie lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says, "Here, rub it." So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a puff of smoke and a genie magically appears and says, "I will grant you one wish, just one." The bartender gets really excited, and without hesitating, he says, "I wish I had a million bucks !" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar, and then another duck, and then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" To which the man answers "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!" //L
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and says, “Hey, what's in the bag?” So, the man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, all of about maybe 12 inches tall, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano. Then he reaches into the bag pulls out a tiny piano bench. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart. "Where on earth did you get that?", the bartender asks. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag and pulling out what looks like a little genie lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says, "Here, rub it." So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a puff of smoke and a genie magically appears and says, "I will grant you one wish, just one." The bartender gets really excited, and without hesitating, he says, "I wish I had a million bucks !" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar, and then another duck, and then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" To which the man answers "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!" //L
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A Small Organ?
------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce
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A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and says, “Hey, what's in the bag?” So, the man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, all of about maybe 12 inches tall, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano. Then he reaches into the bag pulls out a tiny piano bench. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart. "Where on earth did you get that?", the bartender asks. The man responds by reaching into the paper bag and pulling out what looks like a little genie lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says, "Here, rub it." So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a puff of smoke and a genie magically appears and says, "I will grant you one wish, just one." The bartender gets really excited, and without hesitating, he says, "I wish I had a million bucks !" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar, and then another duck, and then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming! The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little hard of hearing. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!" To which the man answers "Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!" //L
I think that joke was found in the Burgess Shale.
I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine
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A Small Organ?
------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce
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I think that joke was found in the Burgess Shale.
I hope you realise that hamsters are very creative when it comes to revenge. - Elaine
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A Small Organ?
------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce
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A Small Organ?
------------------------------------ No Good Deed Goes Unpunished Clare Boothe Luce
No hard sentiments, let go of him. :)
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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No hard sentiments, let go of him. :)
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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I doubt it. This is such a mind penetrating issue.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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I'm completely shaken to see you don't want to continue the pun.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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I'm completely shaken to see you don't want to continue the pun.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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It is touching to see you care so much. Just because I ran out of puns is no reason to rub it in. //L "He who go to bed with sex problem on mind, wake up with solution on stomach"
I'm glad you're keeping this discussion erect and running.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell