Pun Thread Guidelines
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I've observed that some of the pun threads really push the edge of correctness, and I'd like to establish some guidelines before it gets too far out of hand. 0) All pun terms must be presented in bold text. 1) A pun term, once used, cannot be use again in the same message branch. 2) More credit is given to pun terms that are not part of another word. 3) This guideline intentionally left blank. 4) Messages that are not part of the pun thread (or branch), should not be posted within that thread/branch.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
"\S\p\a\n\i\s\h\ \I\n\q\u\i\s\i\t\i\o\n" Escaping the Spanish Inquisition
debug.Assert(Spanish Inquisition); Expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
