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What is your best code comment this year?

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  • 0 0x3c0

    Real programmers don't need to program. They just manipulate the EM field generated by their brain so as to cause electrical anomalies which translate to hexadecimal instructions and machine code inside the processor.

    OSDev :)

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    Hired Mind
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    Real programmers drop to a command prompt and type: COPY CON PROGRAM.EXE And then begin whistling into their 1200 baud acoustic-coupler modem.

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    • CPalliniC CPallini

      Real programmers don't need a compiler.

      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
      [My articles]

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      Plamen Dragiyski
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      Real programmers need only beer! They program everything else!

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      • T TechnoDezi

        Real programmers have work to do, and don't write stupid comments on threads :-)

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        CPallini
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        Real programmers don't work, they do enjoy programming. Real programmers don't write stupid comments on thread just because they don't use threads... :-D

        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
        [My articles]

        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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        • B Brady Kelly

          Mine is, "// TODO Still a big f*****g mystery why Category object in KpiAggregateCriteria has null UnitOfMeasure and DisplayFormat." It is in fact because EF doesn't load association sets automatically, unless they are explicitly projected in your query.

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          Qaos
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          'Someday VB you'll grow up to be a real language with boolean short circuiting I had a bunch of nested if statements that could have been simplified with boolean short circuiting and I was frustrated.

          Qaos

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