JOTD (for the English)
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A dirty old tart tattooed John Terry on the inside of her left leg. She tattooed Frank Lampard on the inside of her right leg. Later, after some beers, she was shagging some poor bastard in the alley behind a pub. "Go down" she said. The poor man goes down and after a few minutes he says "It looks a little like Lampard, and nothing like Terry, but that one in the middle with the curly hair and the big lips is the spitting image of Drogba!"
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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A dirty old tart tattooed John Terry on the inside of her left leg. She tattooed Frank Lampard on the inside of her right leg. Later, after some beers, she was shagging some poor bastard in the alley behind a pub. "Go down" she said. The poor man goes down and after a few minutes he says "It looks a little like Lampard, and nothing like Terry, but that one in the middle with the curly hair and the big lips is the spitting image of Drogba!"
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
Nice DD!! I know a few Chelsea fans who'll like that!! :)
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