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  • D Dalek Dave

    When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    OriginalGriff
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    Wash your mouth out with soap! Talking about accounts procedures is worse than discussing VB...

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea!

    Think of it this way: At least they won't disturb the hangover you so richly earned last night!

    You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • D Dalek Dave

      When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      Keith Barrow
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      making my own tea!

      Oh the humanity! Hope the head is feeling good today.... ;P

      Dalek Dave: There are many words that some find offensive, Homosexuality, Alcoholism, Religion, Visual Basic, Manchester United, Butter.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        TheIdleProgrammer
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        Man, you must have been steaming lastnight - your posts cracked me up. I'm surprised you even made it into work today. :wtf:

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Wash your mouth out with soap! Talking about accounts procedures is worse than discussing VB...

          Dalek Dave wrote:

          When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea!

          Think of it this way: At least they won't disturb the hangover you so richly earned last night!

          You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy

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          Dalek Dave
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          The phone calls are doing that, also the FD wanting me to set up new companies and cross account cost centers. :(

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Man, you must have been steaming lastnight - your posts cracked me up. I'm surprised you even made it into work today. :wtf:

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            Dalek Dave
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            I was out for 2 hours more than I intended.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            • D Dalek Dave

              I was out for 2 hours more than I intended.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              TheIdleProgrammer
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              ...and then you decided to come home and hit CP? That's dedication.

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              • T TheIdleProgrammer

                ...and then you decided to come home and hit CP? That's dedication.

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                Dalek Dave
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                you know how it is, in vino, veritas.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  you know how it is, in vino, veritas.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  TheIdleProgrammer
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                  I know that only too well, and often at my own cost. Turns out people don't often like to hear the truth... :-\

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    you know how it is, in vino, veritas.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Out of interest, did you drive in this morning?

                    You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Out of interest, did you drive in this morning?

                      You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      No. I lost my licence about 6 years ago for being a Gnat's Tadger over the limit, it wont be lost again. Plus I only live 1/3rd of a mile from where I work.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Credit column is the one nearest the window

                        You obviously could do with some fung shui in your offic. The debits should be on the window side as they are the ones you wish to go.


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Credit column is the one nearest the window

                          You obviously could do with some fung shui in your offic. The debits should be on the window side as they are the ones you wish to go.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          I had a book on Fung Shui, but I don't know where I put it.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            No. I lost my licence about 6 years ago for being a Gnat's Tadger over the limit, it wont be lost again. Plus I only live 1/3rd of a mile from where I work.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            No.

                            Wise decision!

                            You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              I was out for 2 hours more than I intended.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              I was out for 2 gallons more than I intended.

                              ftfy


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                Dan_Martin
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                                Did you take them out drinking with you?

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                                  Did you take them out drinking with you?

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  No, but I was off at the beginning of the week, kind of like a holiday for them :) My cold has transposed itself from me to them.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    DABBee
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                                    Whats the phone numba again ?

                                    Candy: Here's the plan: we changes our names, move to a distant island, and disguise ourselves as a family of traveling donkey polishers.

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                                    • D Dalek Dave

                                      When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!!

                                      I'll bet that brought tears to your eyes.

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I was out for 2 hours more than I intended.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                        I just read your posts from last night and was entertained by the comment made suggesting that you went from sober to blind drunk in 12 minutes. I am guessing booze has the same affect on us both. something like this :- Feel fine Feel good Feel good Feel good Feel good Feel hungry Wasted Asleep

                                        Just racking up the postings

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                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!!

                                          I'll bet that brought tears to your eyes.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          NormDroid
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                                          ooh eerr missus :)

                                          All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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