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Do you know how annoying it is...

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  • D Dalek Dave

    When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Credit column is the one nearest the window

    You obviously could do with some fung shui in your offic. The debits should be on the window side as they are the ones you wish to go.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Credit column is the one nearest the window

      You obviously could do with some fung shui in your offic. The debits should be on the window side as they are the ones you wish to go.


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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      Dalek Dave
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      I had a book on Fung Shui, but I don't know where I put it.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      • D Dalek Dave

        I was out for 2 hours more than I intended.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        I was out for 2 gallons more than I intended.

        ftfy


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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        • D Dalek Dave

          No. I lost my licence about 6 years ago for being a Gnat's Tadger over the limit, it wont be lost again. Plus I only live 1/3rd of a mile from where I work.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          OriginalGriff
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          No.

          Wise decision!

          You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy

          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • D Dalek Dave

            When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            Dan_Martin
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            Did you take them out drinking with you?

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            • D Dan_Martin

              Did you take them out drinking with you?

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              Dalek Dave
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              No, but I was off at the beginning of the week, kind of like a holiday for them :) My cold has transposed itself from me to them.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              • D Dalek Dave

                When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                DABBee
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                Whats the phone numba again ?

                Candy: Here's the plan: we changes our names, move to a distant island, and disguise ourselves as a family of traveling donkey polishers.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  When both of the elves have rung in sick! I am alone here, opening mail, answering phones and making my own tea! Not only that but because of all the interuptions I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!! This means I have to enter it backwards twice more, just to get it right. (Mutters to self...Credit column is the one nearest the window!)

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!!

                  I'll bet that brought tears to your eyes.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    I was out for 2 hours more than I intended.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    PaulPrice
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                    I just read your posts from last night and was entertained by the comment made suggesting that you went from sober to blind drunk in 12 minutes. I am guessing booze has the same affect on us both. something like this :- Feel fine Feel good Feel good Feel good Feel good Feel hungry Wasted Asleep

                    Just racking up the postings

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      I have just entered a 48 line journal the wrong way!!!!

                      I'll bet that brought tears to your eyes.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      NormDroid
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                      ooh eerr missus :)

                      All right, you guys, I got eight crates of Ipecac from Mort. All on my tab. Now, whoever goes the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie in the fridge.

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                      • T TheIdleProgrammer

                        I know that only too well, and often at my own cost. Turns out people don't often like to hear the truth... :-\

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                        Lost User
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                        No, we just can't underrstand it.

                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          you know how it is, in vino, veritas.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                          Lost User
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                          Nah, speaking in tongues. ;P

                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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