A funny "program"...
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My roommate decided to sit down at my computer tonight and pretend to write a "program" using Visual C++. He was just messing around, but I thought his program was funny to read. Most people wouldn't understand the program without first introducing the people he refers to in the program: Nuff or ffuN: This is my nickname. Spliff : This is my roommate's nickname Bone : This is one of our friends, who drives a Mustang GT (he just got done putting some new AFR heads on it, and it's got a Vortech blower, so he's proud of it). Travy : One of our other friends, who is the target of a lot of jokes. He also drives a pretty fast Mustang. Ok, so we all give eachother a lot of flak about various things, and here is the program my roommate came up with (joking about the usual flak). I don't know if anyone else will find this funny, but I hope somebody does. Notice his references to the Visual C++ syntax highlightings...
C: "ffuN SUXXX"
=Flash in Box thingy
~Try to kill=F**K You NUFF, You will Die!
+Try to Kill again= Spliff is the Masa Programer and Nuff will Never try to f**k with Spliffs Shit!!!!
...Nada blue
Make this word RED
Make this word Blue"I rox at Spliff is the best in the world and can make anything run!!!" Bone thinks he has a fast car:) HAHAHAHA(Silent Ha) Must build program that do this: When Bone starts his car the message "Everyting is fine Bone" comes up When the silly sod do this: Drive 5 miles from his destination the car go "KAAAA BLAMMO!!!" Thus = that Bones car "blows up" this is when Bone Dizzies!! =Spliff Rox =Nuff is OK I guess =Bone + Travy = really gross (don't do this) =Bone XUS =Travy is NOT on the map which means he really xusrun
C++ X 2
much better then this is SPLIFFChris Richardson
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My roommate decided to sit down at my computer tonight and pretend to write a "program" using Visual C++. He was just messing around, but I thought his program was funny to read. Most people wouldn't understand the program without first introducing the people he refers to in the program: Nuff or ffuN: This is my nickname. Spliff : This is my roommate's nickname Bone : This is one of our friends, who drives a Mustang GT (he just got done putting some new AFR heads on it, and it's got a Vortech blower, so he's proud of it). Travy : One of our other friends, who is the target of a lot of jokes. He also drives a pretty fast Mustang. Ok, so we all give eachother a lot of flak about various things, and here is the program my roommate came up with (joking about the usual flak). I don't know if anyone else will find this funny, but I hope somebody does. Notice his references to the Visual C++ syntax highlightings...
C: "ffuN SUXXX"
=Flash in Box thingy
~Try to kill=F**K You NUFF, You will Die!
+Try to Kill again= Spliff is the Masa Programer and Nuff will Never try to f**k with Spliffs Shit!!!!
...Nada blue
Make this word RED
Make this word Blue"I rox at Spliff is the best in the world and can make anything run!!!" Bone thinks he has a fast car:) HAHAHAHA(Silent Ha) Must build program that do this: When Bone starts his car the message "Everyting is fine Bone" comes up When the silly sod do this: Drive 5 miles from his destination the car go "KAAAA BLAMMO!!!" Thus = that Bones car "blows up" this is when Bone Dizzies!! =Spliff Rox =Nuff is OK I guess =Bone + Travy = really gross (don't do this) =Bone XUS =Travy is NOT on the map which means he really xusrun
C++ X 2
much better then this is SPLIFFChris Richardson
Chris Richardson wrote: C++ X 2 much better then this is SPLIFF :laugh::laugh::laugh: I think your friend was smoking his namesake at the time :rolleyes: Chris Richardson wrote: HAHAHAHA(Silent Ha) LOL! I like that. Island (Silent S). Sword (Silent W). HAHAHAHA(Silent Ha). :laugh::laugh:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson
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Chris Richardson wrote: C++ X 2 much better then this is SPLIFF :laugh::laugh::laugh: I think your friend was smoking his namesake at the time :rolleyes: Chris Richardson wrote: HAHAHAHA(Silent Ha) LOL! I like that. Island (Silent S). Sword (Silent W). HAHAHAHA(Silent Ha). :laugh::laugh:
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaRay Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson
Paul Watson wrote: I think your friend was smoking his namesake at the time If only you were right ... although he had had a few :beer:'s before attempting to write this program. I laughed for a long time when I read it. Paul Watson wrote: LOL! I like that. Island (Silent S). Sword (Silent W). HAHAHAHA(Silent Ha). LOL, I have no idea where my roommate up with this stuff, but it sure is good for a laugh. Chris Richardson