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A writer was having writer's block, so he rented a house waaay out in the country. He had been there a week or two, still not coming up with any ideas, when his phone rang. Wondering who knew the number, he picked up to a West Virginia accent asking if he was renting the 'old McCoy place?' He said he was, and the voice went on: 'Well, we was thinking bout throwing a party, to welcome ya here.' Writer was initially shy of the idea. Caller mentioned 'there was-a gonna be some drinking!' Writer thought he might get some of the local atmosphere, and could incorporate it into his book. He asked the caller more about the party, and he said: 'There just might be some fighting' Now writer was interested, and thinking he'd keep out of the way of the fight, he asked more. 'There is definitely going to be some sex' said the caller. Writer had decided he could not pass up this opportunity for cultural education. Knowing he didn't want to stand out, he asked caller what he should wear. 'It don't matter, just gonna be you and me'
Opacity, the new Transparency.
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A writer was having writer's block, so he rented a house waaay out in the country. He had been there a week or two, still not coming up with any ideas, when his phone rang. Wondering who knew the number, he picked up to a West Virginia accent asking if he was renting the 'old McCoy place?' He said he was, and the voice went on: 'Well, we was thinking bout throwing a party, to welcome ya here.' Writer was initially shy of the idea. Caller mentioned 'there was-a gonna be some drinking!' Writer thought he might get some of the local atmosphere, and could incorporate it into his book. He asked the caller more about the party, and he said: 'There just might be some fighting' Now writer was interested, and thinking he'd keep out of the way of the fight, he asked more. 'There is definitely going to be some sex' said the caller. Writer had decided he could not pass up this opportunity for cultural education. Knowing he didn't want to stand out, he asked caller what he should wear. 'It don't matter, just gonna be you and me'
Opacity, the new Transparency.
Amusing variation of a story about the Finns. Another Finnish anecdote, this one about the Finnish Drinking Game; The rules are quite simple - you and a friend start with two bottles of Vodka each. After drinking all the Vodka, one of you hides in a closet. The other one has to guess who's hiding in the closet. This game can be played alone as well, but then it requires much more Vodka. //L
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Amusing variation of a story about the Finns. Another Finnish anecdote, this one about the Finnish Drinking Game; The rules are quite simple - you and a friend start with two bottles of Vodka each. After drinking all the Vodka, one of you hides in a closet. The other one has to guess who's hiding in the closet. This game can be played alone as well, but then it requires much more Vodka. //L
Another version of this game (two flavours) - regular and advanced - Regular: Three Finnish guys go into the sauna, each with half a litre of Kossu (Finland's famous Koskenkorva vodka). They each drink the vodka, and then one guy goes outside. The other two have to guess who went outside.... Advanced: TWO Finnish guys go into the sauna, each with a litre of Kossu. They each drink the vodka, and then one guy goes outside. The other guy has to guess who went outside.... [My Version] After drinking half a litre of vodka - someone has to carry me outside - I try to guess who is outside. :)
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for... -
Another version of this game (two flavours) - regular and advanced - Regular: Three Finnish guys go into the sauna, each with half a litre of Kossu (Finland's famous Koskenkorva vodka). They each drink the vodka, and then one guy goes outside. The other two have to guess who went outside.... Advanced: TWO Finnish guys go into the sauna, each with a litre of Kossu. They each drink the vodka, and then one guy goes outside. The other guy has to guess who went outside.... [My Version] After drinking half a litre of vodka - someone has to carry me outside - I try to guess who is outside. :)
Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.
Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for...Or there's my version: TWO Finnish guys and I go into the sauna, each with a litre of Kossu. We each drink the vodka, then we ALL go outside, and try to guess who's going to clean up the puke in there tomorrow. X|
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