Now a serious debate - Where have Scampi & Lemon Nik Naks gone???
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I'm fuming over the disappearance of this much loved flavour. What else can keep your girlfriend away, so you can get on with your work? I like my personal space, and found these to be far more effective than body odour! I'm off to cry into my pillow now....
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I'm fuming over the disappearance of this much loved flavour. What else can keep your girlfriend away, so you can get on with your work? I like my personal space, and found these to be far more effective than body odour! I'm off to cry into my pillow now....
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d@nish wrote:
Soak yourself in onion/garlic juice.
Did I not mention that I'm a vampire? I never open my curtains & have a pasty white completion. (Sorry my mistake - I'm a programmer not a vampire!) :-D
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d@nish wrote:
Soak yourself in onion/garlic juice.
Did I not mention that I'm a vampire? I never open my curtains & have a pasty white completion. (Sorry my mistake - I'm a programmer not a vampire!) :-D
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Alan Beasley wrote:
Did I not mention that I'm a vampire?
And you still have a girlfriend!? Vampire kill other people's girlfriends and not have one (or more). You need to revisit the rules of Vampirehood. ;P
d@nish wrote:
You need to revisit the rules of Vampirehood.
Damm, I fail at everything I do... I knew that buying that "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" box set wasn't the best training material... :doh:
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I'm fuming over the disappearance of this much loved flavour. What else can keep your girlfriend away, so you can get on with your work? I like my personal space, and found these to be far more effective than body odour! I'm off to cry into my pillow now....
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You put them under your arms? :wtf:
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Of course. It's what men do. First thing in the morning, we do the usual: scratch the fuzzy bits, grunt and rub scampi and lemon nik naks in the creases. Real men don't give a shit about the Lynx effect.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Of course. It's what men do. First thing in the morning, we do the usual: scratch the fuzzy bits, grunt and rub scampi and lemon nik naks in the creases. Real men don't give a shit about the Lynx effect.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Nooooooooooo!!!!
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Of course. It's what men do. First thing in the morning, we do the usual: scratch the fuzzy bits, grunt and rub scampi and lemon nik naks in the creases. Real men don't give a sh*t about the Lynx effect.
What have you done? :( The secret is out! :doh: You are ordered to burn your jock strap this instant!!!!