My new project...
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You should probably convince your manager that the functional spec will not be complete without you having a first hand experience of the facilities with your beloved. ;)
SG Aham Brahmasmi!
SimulationofSai wrote:
first hand experience of the facilities with your beloved.
They even provide a "beloved" if you lack one, for an extra fee... :wtf: and yes, that's on the spec too...
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You should probably convince your manager that the functional spec will not be complete without you having a first hand experience of the facilities with your beloved. ;)
SG Aham Brahmasmi!
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...consists on developing a Point of Sales system for a Love Hotel[^] Chain... Today I was at one of them interviewing the employees so I can get my Functional Specification, and wow: during an hour at least 30 couples booked a room... even a high-school couple... This is both awkward and funny... :laugh:
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...consists on developing a Point of Sales system for a Love Hotel[^] Chain... Today I was at one of them interviewing the employees so I can get my Functional Specification, and wow: during an hour at least 30 couples booked a room... even a high-school couple... This is both awkward and funny... :laugh:
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Don't forget to have a: - system test - field test - validation test - performance test
Regards Sascha
S. Becker wrote:
- performance test
whmmmmm .... who is testing which performace to whom? May be a contemporaneus double test!
2 bugs found. > recompile ... 65534 bugs found. :doh:
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...consists on developing a Point of Sales system for a Love Hotel[^] Chain... Today I was at one of them interviewing the employees so I can get my Functional Specification, and wow: during an hour at least 30 couples booked a room... even a high-school couple... This is both awkward and funny... :laugh:
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Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
during an hour at least 30 couples
30 in an hour ? That's an average of 2 minutes for ... well. These people are quick at it.
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They have more than one room, you know... :cool:
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
| FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.peterchen wrote:
They have more than one room, you know
Personal experience? :laugh:
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
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...consists on developing a Point of Sales system for a Love Hotel[^] Chain... Today I was at one of them interviewing the employees so I can get my Functional Specification, and wow: during an hour at least 30 couples booked a room... even a high-school couple... This is both awkward and funny... :laugh:
So the question, philosophically; How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: I told you the rooms were bigger than that. Ma Kettle: [looks at the low cut dress on the hostess] That's a pretty dress you've got on... too bad the top wasn't finished in time for the party.
_____________________________ _____________________________ It is better to hack the code than to curse the darkness.
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Don't forget to have a: - system test - field test - validation test - performance test
Regards Sascha
There's a stress too. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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There's a stress too. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
:laugh:
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Fernando A. Gomez F. wrote:
during an hour at least 30 couples
30 in an hour ? That's an average of 2 minutes for ... well. These people are quick at it.
Well, they don't go all to the same room... I hope...
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Don't forget to have a: - system test - field test - validation test - performance test
Regards Sascha
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Ah, yes, it comes with the complete kit... ;P
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peterchen wrote:
They have more than one room, you know
Personal experience? :laugh:
You should never use standby on an elephant. It always crashes when you lift the ears. - Mark Wallace C/C++ (I dont see a huge difference between them, and the 'benefits' of C++ are questionable, who needs inheritance when you have copy and paste) - fat_boy
