I am having a lot of problems with my app and I need help
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Where can I find new users? I suspect that will fix things nicely.
Have you tried the internet? I hear there are lots of people there. Google ads maybe.
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Where can I find new users? I suspect that will fix things nicely.
Ask apple. They somehow manage to get new "users" stand in queue to buy their ridiculously priced iWhatever.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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Have you tried the internet? I hear there are lots of people there. Google ads maybe.
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full size Google image search.Where can I get this Internet you speak of? Does it take a lot of space? My apartment is big enough, but there are already so many machines.
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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Ask apple. They somehow manage to get new "users" stand in queue to buy their ridiculously priced iWhatever.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
Tried that; the users are ridiculously overpriced. Anyway, my app doesn't use Apple's tools so their users are not allowed to use it.
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Ask apple. They somehow manage to get new "users" stand in queue to buy their ridiculously priced iWhatever.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
The trick is not to call it a queue... Call it an iQueue, and people will pay just to stand in line. BasiCally, Steve Jobs has made the remarkable diScovery that the letter "i" has magiCal properties. iDunno how iT would translate to other languages, but iN thiS one, using the letter "i" followed by a capiTal letter wiLl iMmediAtely iNteract wiTh certaiN sectiOns of the consumer's braiN, causiNg them to want to purchase your product. As a siDe effect, they may iNexpliCably start capiTaliZing every letter followiNg an "i" in forum posts... Just one of liFe's liTtle mysteriEs.
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The trick is not to call it a queue... Call it an iQueue, and people will pay just to stand in line. BasiCally, Steve Jobs has made the remarkable diScovery that the letter "i" has magiCal properties. iDunno how iT would translate to other languages, but iN thiS one, using the letter "i" followed by a capiTal letter wiLl iMmediAtely iNteract wiTh certaiN sectiOns of the consumer's braiN, causiNg them to want to purchase your product. As a siDe effect, they may iNexpliCably start capiTaliZing every letter followiNg an "i" in forum posts... Just one of liFe's liTtle mysteriEs.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Jobs is sueing Paris. Apparently they didn't pay for the rights to the iFfeltower.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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Jobs is sueing Paris. Apparently they didn't pay for the rights to the iFfeltower.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave
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The trick is not to call it a queue... Call it an iQueue, and people will pay just to stand in line. BasiCally, Steve Jobs has made the remarkable diScovery that the letter "i" has magiCal properties. iDunno how iT would translate to other languages, but iN thiS one, using the letter "i" followed by a capiTal letter wiLl iMmediAtely iNteract wiTh certaiN sectiOns of the consumer's braiN, causiNg them to want to purchase your product. As a siDe effect, they may iNexpliCably start capiTaliZing every letter followiNg an "i" in forum posts... Just one of liFe's liTtle mysteriEs.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Ask apple. They somehow manage to get new "users" stand in queue to buy their ridiculously priced iWhatever.
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
Apple's nothing on this. No, there is a much better company for getting lots of people to flock to your product. Blizzard. I believe when Wrath of the Liche King released there was an measurable drop in productivity from the geek sector that day. (lots of vacation and sick time taken) ;)
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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The trick is not to call it a queue... Call it an iQueue, and people will pay just to stand in line. BasiCally, Steve Jobs has made the remarkable diScovery that the letter "i" has magiCal properties. iDunno how iT would translate to other languages, but iN thiS one, using the letter "i" followed by a capiTal letter wiLl iMmediAtely iNteract wiTh certaiN sectiOns of the consumer's braiN, causiNg them to want to purchase your product. As a siDe effect, they may iNexpliCably start capiTaliZing every letter followiNg an "i" in forum posts... Just one of liFe's liTtle mysteriEs.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Why do I suddenly want to buy your books?
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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Apple's nothing on this. No, there is a much better company for getting lots of people to flock to your product. Blizzard. I believe when Wrath of the Liche King released there was an measurable drop in productivity from the geek sector that day. (lots of vacation and sick time taken) ;)
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
Hey it was a day of work or aiding in stopping a giant tide of evil destroying the land. It's a fictional land but still! (I don't actually play WoW but I have friends who do and we were asked not to bother them for a week but keep having pizzas delivered to them)
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Why do I suddenly want to buy your books?
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
:)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels) -
The trick is not to call it a queue... Call it an iQueue, and people will pay just to stand in line. BasiCally, Steve Jobs has made the remarkable diScovery that the letter "i" has magiCal properties. iDunno how iT would translate to other languages, but iN thiS one, using the letter "i" followed by a capiTal letter wiLl iMmediAtely iNteract wiTh certaiN sectiOns of the consumer's braiN, causiNg them to want to purchase your product. As a siDe effect, they may iNexpliCably start capiTaliZing every letter followiNg an "i" in forum posts... Just one of liFe's liTtle mysteriEs.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Sorry, I got distracted... I was browsing the brochure for their new camera, the iEye, designed to compete with the well-known RM8-E from Canon. (Ok, this one's a little more subtle)
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Where can I get this Internet you speak of? Does it take a lot of space? My apartment is big enough, but there are already so many machines.
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
| FoldWithUs! | sighist | µLaunch - program launcher for server core and hyper-v server.It shouldn't take up much room. Couple 3.5 disks and you should be set. Well, not counting porn sites that is.
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Only if the iQueue is high enough.
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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Hey it was a day of work or aiding in stopping a giant tide of evil destroying the land. It's a fictional land but still! (I don't actually play WoW but I have friends who do and we were asked not to bother them for a week but keep having pizzas delivered to them)
hahahaha Is it bad that I had 2 days off from work along with my wife? Dude, those Walrus-people totally needed saving from the giants.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
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It shouldn't take up much room. Couple 3.5 disks and you should be set. Well, not counting porn sites that is.
Latest toys built for fun: 3D gravity simulation using xbap
full size Google image search.pelnor wrote:
Well, not counting porn sites that is.
That's what cloud storage is for. :cool:
“Follow your bliss.” – Joseph Campbell
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Sorry, I got distracted... I was browsing the brochure for their new camera, the iEye, designed to compete with the well-known RM8-E from Canon. (Ok, this one's a little more subtle)
Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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hahahaha Is it bad that I had 2 days off from work along with my wife? Dude, those Walrus-people totally needed saving from the giants.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
ragnaroknrol wrote:
Is it bad that I had 2 days off from work along with my wife?
Not at all. You should always have a common interest with your partner. Although I'm currently waiting for mine to gain a level otherwise I can't touch my Paladin character as he'll go out of share range. :~