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  • R ragnaroknrol

    JHizzle wrote:

    We never could work out Dr Doom vs Batman though.

    That's easy. Batman would always win after the first confrontation. However, the defeat would still benefit Doom, and it'd just be a dead Doombot in front of Batman. Over the course of 30 to 40 defeats Doom would be able to then make a machine to bring back his mom but doing so would destroy the world after Batman hits some switch so Doom doesn't do it. Doom then talks about how awesome his mom was, how he misses her every day, and Batman, feeling sorry, goes out for drinks with him. Doom short circuits from drinking some brandy because that, too, was a Doombot.

    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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    Aha see? Circular argument. Batman would win but it's a Doombot. Ergo he never beats Doom. Doom beats Batman but Batman had already planned for this and thus turn the tables on what would, eventually, turn out to be a Doombot. :)

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      Well comparing anyone to Gary Oldman is unfair. He's a chameleon. He actually scared Harrison Ford during Air Force One.

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      I knew a girl from Georgia (the country not US state) who saw it with friends. Afterward the conversation went like this. "I am amazed they got someone from Southern Georgia to do the part. Normally you have some actor doing a bad Russian accent trying to sound Russian and screwing up everything. "He's a US actor." "No he isn't! I could probably tell you the town he's from. I am pretty sure it is (insert name I could not pronounce let alone spell here)." "When we get to the dorms you can look him up on IMDB." They then showed her 5th Element, Lost in Space, and the Professional. I think they broke her.

      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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        Ian Shlasko wrote:

        But RD really gets into the role.

        That's exactly the joke in Tropic Thunder... I really enjoyed that movie, and BTW, the dance of Tom Cruise really made me laugh :P

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        Haha... Yeah, actually I think that movie was completely stupid... I think RD was the only one keeping Ben Stiller from ruining it. The back-and-forth between RD and whoever that was playing the rapper... Hilarious. Actually though... I think that's the only movie I've ever seen where Tom Cruise didn't just play himself. Possibly his best role yet. Oh, and Matt Maconahoweveryouspellhisname was funny too.

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        • I Ian Shlasko

          There's a reason he's my all-time favorite actor. Oldman is just a bloody genius... The big joke is that since he only does supporting roles, a lot of people never even recognize him. He's an entirely different person in every role... Not just a different name, but a different person.

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          JHizzle
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          I just did a quick wiki. Holy crap he was married to Uma Thurman? Also did not know he was the main antagonist in Hannibal. And I'm remembering the spitting scene in friends and trying not to chortle at work.

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            Aha see? Circular argument. Batman would win but it's a Doombot. Ergo he never beats Doom. Doom beats Batman but Batman had already planned for this and thus turn the tables on what would, eventually, turn out to be a Doombot. :)

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            JHizzle wrote:

            Doom beats Batman but Batman had already planned for this and thus turn the tables on what would, eventually, turn out to be a Doombot.

            I think I found out how they came up with Recursion...

            If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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              I just did a quick wiki. Holy crap he was married to Uma Thurman? Also did not know he was the main antagonist in Hannibal. And I'm remembering the spitting scene in friends and trying not to chortle at work.

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              JHizzle wrote:

              Also did not know he was the main antagonist in Hannibal. And I'm remembering the spitting scene in friends and trying not to chortle at work.

              #(%*&@##!!! I had no idea! See? That's why he's so bloody amazing... I must have seen that movie three or four times, and I never realized that was him.

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              • I Ian Shlasko

                Haha... Yeah, actually I think that movie was completely stupid... I think RD was the only one keeping Ben Stiller from ruining it. The back-and-forth between RD and whoever that was playing the rapper... Hilarious. Actually though... I think that's the only movie I've ever seen where Tom Cruise didn't just play himself. Possibly his best role yet. Oh, and Matt Maconahoweveryouspellhisname was funny too.

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                Yayozama
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                Ian Shlasko wrote:

                I think that's the only movie I've ever seen where Tom Cruise didn't just play himself. Possibly his best role yet.

                I think Tom Cruise was acting like Ludacris (the big hands, the song at the end, etc). Matthew McGonnadas was funny too, but RDjr was really awesome (the part where he have a existential crisis, and takes off all the make-up, is GREAT)

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                • R ragnaroknrol

                  I knew a girl from Georgia (the country not US state) who saw it with friends. Afterward the conversation went like this. "I am amazed they got someone from Southern Georgia to do the part. Normally you have some actor doing a bad Russian accent trying to sound Russian and screwing up everything. "He's a US actor." "No he isn't! I could probably tell you the town he's from. I am pretty sure it is (insert name I could not pronounce let alone spell here)." "When we get to the dorms you can look him up on IMDB." They then showed her 5th Element, Lost in Space, and the Professional. I think they broke her.

                  If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                  Hahaha... Gotta love that... The guy's my favorite actor, and I never even realized he was the one playing Gordon in the new Batman movies until I checked the credits.

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                    Ian Shlasko wrote:

                    I think that's the only movie I've ever seen where Tom Cruise didn't just play himself. Possibly his best role yet.

                    I think Tom Cruise was acting like Ludacris (the big hands, the song at the end, etc). Matthew McGonnadas was funny too, but RDjr was really awesome (the part where he have a existential crisis, and takes off all the make-up, is GREAT)

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                    Ian Shlasko
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                    Oh yeah, that was the best scene in the movie... "I'm not Neil Armstrong... And I'm not Father Mackanerny... I think... I think I might be nobody."

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                      Oh yeah, that was the best scene in the movie... "I'm not Neil Armstrong... And I'm not Father Mackanerny... I think... I think I might be nobody."

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                      JHizzle
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                      I was impressed with his chinese accent (being chinese descent myself). Followed up by the "[What do I farm?]...I'm a lead farmer mofo!"

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                      • I Ian Shlasko

                        Hahaha... Gotta love that... The guy's my favorite actor, and I never even realized he was the one playing Gordon in the new Batman movies until I checked the credits.

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                        Best part of all this, he has a Bacon # of 1. :) Witness for the Prosecution or something like that with him and Christian Slater if I remember correctly.

                        If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                        • J JHizzle

                          I was impressed with his chinese accent (being chinese descent myself). Followed up by the "[What do I farm?]...I'm a lead farmer mofo!"

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                          Haha... Yeah, that movie would have been complete crap without him. (As it stands, it was only semi-complete crap - Hey, the man can only do so much)

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                          • R ragnaroknrol

                            JHizzle wrote:

                            Doom beats Batman but Batman had already planned for this and thus turn the tables on what would, eventually, turn out to be a Doombot.

                            I think I found out how they came up with Recursion...

                            If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                            dangit. Now I just came up with this rather than writing documentation:

                            Public Enum Character
                                Batman
                                Doom
                            End Enum
                            
                            Public Function WhoWins(ByVal Winner As Character) As Character
                                Dim objWinner As Character
                                Dim objActualWinner As Character
                                If Winner = Character.Batman Then
                                    objActualWinner = Character.Doom
                                Else
                                    objActualWinner = Character.Batman
                                End If
                                objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner)
                                Return objWinner
                            End Function
                            

                            My brain is weird

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                            • R ragnaroknrol

                              Best part of all this, he has a Bacon # of 1. :) Witness for the Prosecution or something like that with him and Christian Slater if I remember correctly.

                              If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                              Jack: "You want the truth?" Chris: "Yeah!" Jack: "The truth is, you walk like me, you talk like me, you don't have an original bone in your body!" Chris (Same accent): "That's a freakin' lie!" -- "The Critic"

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                                dangit. Now I just came up with this rather than writing documentation:

                                Public Enum Character
                                    Batman
                                    Doom
                                End Enum
                                
                                Public Function WhoWins(ByVal Winner As Character) As Character
                                    Dim objWinner As Character
                                    Dim objActualWinner As Character
                                    If Winner = Character.Batman Then
                                        objActualWinner = Character.Doom
                                    Else
                                        objActualWinner = Character.Batman
                                    End If
                                    objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner)
                                    Return objWinner
                                End Function
                                

                                My brain is weird

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                                ragnaroknrol
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                                JHizzle wrote:

                                My brain is weird

                                Cause you code in some obscure language? ;P /ducks

                                If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                  Jack: "You want the truth?" Chris: "Yeah!" Jack: "The truth is, you walk like me, you talk like me, you don't have an original bone in your body!" Chris (Same accent): "That's a freakin' lie!" -- "The Critic"

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                                  ragnaroknrol
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                                  The Critic was before its time. Had they done it 5 years later it would have been a hit.

                                  If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                  • R ragnaroknrol

                                    JHizzle wrote:

                                    My brain is weird

                                    Cause you code in some obscure language? ;P /ducks

                                    If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                    Quack! Fiiiinnneee:

                                        public enum Character
                                        {
                                            Batman,
                                            Doom
                                        }
                                    
                                    
                                        public Character WhoWins(Character Winner)
                                        {
                                            Character objWinner;
                                            Character objActualWinner;
                                            if (Winner == Character.Batman)
                                            {
                                                objActualWinner = Character.Doom;
                                            }
                                            else
                                            {
                                                objActualWinner = Character.Batman;
                                            }
                                            objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner);
                                            return objWinner;
                                        }
                                    
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                                    • R ragnaroknrol

                                      The Critic was before its time. Had they done it 5 years later it would have been a hit.

                                      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                      Totally... Awesome show, even if they did reuse the same parody clips over and over and over...

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                                        Quack! Fiiiinnneee:

                                            public enum Character
                                            {
                                                Batman,
                                                Doom
                                            }
                                        
                                        
                                            public Character WhoWins(Character Winner)
                                            {
                                                Character objWinner;
                                                Character objActualWinner;
                                                if (Winner == Character.Batman)
                                                {
                                                    objActualWinner = Character.Doom;
                                                }
                                                else
                                                {
                                                    objActualWinner = Character.Batman;
                                                }
                                                objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner);
                                                return objWinner;
                                            }
                                        
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                                        ragnaroknrol
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                                        Ah, better. I could sorta read the first. This still hurts my brain... but I can read it better. This is like the buttered toast on a cat's back thing.

                                        If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                          Totally... Awesome show, even if they did reuse the same parody clips over and over and over...

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                                          ragnaroknrol
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                                          I think Family Guy learned a lot from that show though. Timing, lightning fast parodies, mocking the right celebs, it was all just waiting for someone to refine it.

                                          If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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