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Aha see? Circular argument. Batman would win but it's a Doombot. Ergo he never beats Doom. Doom beats Batman but Batman had already planned for this and thus turn the tables on what would, eventually, turn out to be a Doombot. :)
JHizzle wrote:
Doom beats Batman but Batman had already planned for this and thus turn the tables on what would, eventually, turn out to be a Doombot.
I think I found out how they came up with Recursion...
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I just did a quick wiki. Holy crap he was married to Uma Thurman? Also did not know he was the main antagonist in Hannibal. And I'm remembering the spitting scene in friends and trying not to chortle at work.
JHizzle wrote:
Also did not know he was the main antagonist in Hannibal. And I'm remembering the spitting scene in friends and trying not to chortle at work.
#(%*&@##!!! I had no idea! See? That's why he's so bloody amazing... I must have seen that movie three or four times, and I never realized that was him.
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Haha... Yeah, actually I think that movie was completely stupid... I think RD was the only one keeping Ben Stiller from ruining it. The back-and-forth between RD and whoever that was playing the rapper... Hilarious. Actually though... I think that's the only movie I've ever seen where Tom Cruise didn't just play himself. Possibly his best role yet. Oh, and Matt Maconahoweveryouspellhisname was funny too.
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Ian Shlasko wrote:
I think that's the only movie I've ever seen where Tom Cruise didn't just play himself. Possibly his best role yet.
I think Tom Cruise was acting like Ludacris (the big hands, the song at the end, etc). Matthew McGonnadas was funny too, but RDjr was really awesome (the part where he have a existential crisis, and takes off all the make-up, is GREAT)
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I knew a girl from Georgia (the country not US state) who saw it with friends. Afterward the conversation went like this. "I am amazed they got someone from Southern Georgia to do the part. Normally you have some actor doing a bad Russian accent trying to sound Russian and screwing up everything. "He's a US actor." "No he isn't! I could probably tell you the town he's from. I am pretty sure it is (insert name I could not pronounce let alone spell here)." "When we get to the dorms you can look him up on IMDB." They then showed her 5th Element, Lost in Space, and the Professional. I think they broke her.
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Hahaha... Gotta love that... The guy's my favorite actor, and I never even realized he was the one playing Gordon in the new Batman movies until I checked the credits.
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Ian Shlasko wrote:
I think that's the only movie I've ever seen where Tom Cruise didn't just play himself. Possibly his best role yet.
I think Tom Cruise was acting like Ludacris (the big hands, the song at the end, etc). Matthew McGonnadas was funny too, but RDjr was really awesome (the part where he have a existential crisis, and takes off all the make-up, is GREAT)
Oh yeah, that was the best scene in the movie... "I'm not Neil Armstrong... And I'm not Father Mackanerny... I think... I think I might be nobody."
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Oh yeah, that was the best scene in the movie... "I'm not Neil Armstrong... And I'm not Father Mackanerny... I think... I think I might be nobody."
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Hahaha... Gotta love that... The guy's my favorite actor, and I never even realized he was the one playing Gordon in the new Batman movies until I checked the credits.
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)Best part of all this, he has a Bacon # of 1. :) Witness for the Prosecution or something like that with him and Christian Slater if I remember correctly.
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I was impressed with his chinese accent (being chinese descent myself). Followed up by the "[What do I farm?]...I'm a lead farmer mofo!"
Haha... Yeah, that movie would have been complete crap without him. (As it stands, it was only semi-complete crap - Hey, the man can only do so much)
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JHizzle wrote:
Doom beats Batman but Batman had already planned for this and thus turn the tables on what would, eventually, turn out to be a Doombot.
I think I found out how they came up with Recursion...
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
dangit. Now I just came up with this rather than writing documentation:
Public Enum Character Batman Doom End Enum Public Function WhoWins(ByVal Winner As Character) As Character Dim objWinner As Character Dim objActualWinner As Character If Winner = Character.Batman Then objActualWinner = Character.Doom Else objActualWinner = Character.Batman End If objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner) Return objWinner End FunctionMy brain is weird
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Best part of all this, he has a Bacon # of 1. :) Witness for the Prosecution or something like that with him and Christian Slater if I remember correctly.
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Jack: "You want the truth?" Chris: "Yeah!" Jack: "The truth is, you walk like me, you talk like me, you don't have an original bone in your body!" Chris (Same accent): "That's a freakin' lie!" -- "The Critic"
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dangit. Now I just came up with this rather than writing documentation:
Public Enum Character Batman Doom End Enum Public Function WhoWins(ByVal Winner As Character) As Character Dim objWinner As Character Dim objActualWinner As Character If Winner = Character.Batman Then objActualWinner = Character.Doom Else objActualWinner = Character.Batman End If objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner) Return objWinner End FunctionMy brain is weird
JHizzle wrote:
My brain is weird
Cause you code in some obscure language? ;P /ducks
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Jack: "You want the truth?" Chris: "Yeah!" Jack: "The truth is, you walk like me, you talk like me, you don't have an original bone in your body!" Chris (Same accent): "That's a freakin' lie!" -- "The Critic"
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)The Critic was before its time. Had they done it 5 years later it would have been a hit.
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JHizzle wrote:
My brain is weird
Cause you code in some obscure language? ;P /ducks
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Quack! Fiiiinnneee:
public enum Character { Batman, Doom } public Character WhoWins(Character Winner) { Character objWinner; Character objActualWinner; if (Winner == Character.Batman) { objActualWinner = Character.Doom; } else { objActualWinner = Character.Batman; } objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner); return objWinner; } -
The Critic was before its time. Had they done it 5 years later it would have been a hit.
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Totally... Awesome show, even if they did reuse the same parody clips over and over and over...
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Quack! Fiiiinnneee:
public enum Character { Batman, Doom } public Character WhoWins(Character Winner) { Character objWinner; Character objActualWinner; if (Winner == Character.Batman) { objActualWinner = Character.Doom; } else { objActualWinner = Character.Batman; } objWinner = WhoWins(objActualWinner); return objWinner; }Ah, better. I could sorta read the first. This still hurts my brain... but I can read it better. This is like the buttered toast on a cat's back thing.
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Totally... Awesome show, even if they did reuse the same parody clips over and over and over...
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Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)I think Family Guy learned a lot from that show though. Timing, lightning fast parodies, mocking the right celebs, it was all just waiting for someone to refine it.
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Ah, better. I could sorta read the first. This still hurts my brain... but I can read it better. This is like the buttered toast on a cat's back thing.
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Given a good runup, I could probably do it in java for you too :D Apparently someone did try to get a grant to do the buttered toast thing. Even though that fell through, they still tried it. It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.
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I think Family Guy learned a lot from that show though. Timing, lightning fast parodies, mocking the right celebs, it was all just waiting for someone to refine it.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
Family Guy annoys me, though... Too many pointless flashbacks with stupid gags... It's like Cartman says in the Cartoon Wars episodes of South Park...
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Given a good runup, I could probably do it in java for you too :D Apparently someone did try to get a grant to do the buttered toast thing. Even though that fell through, they still tried it. It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.
JHizzle wrote:
I could probably do it in java for you too
No that's okay... I'm good.
JHizzle wrote:
It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.
Cats are so devious they make sure to maintain the mystery of their powers by eating anything that might be able to experiment on these powers. I swear, if they had opposible thumbs, they would own us.
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JHizzle wrote:
I could probably do it in java for you too
No that's okay... I'm good.
JHizzle wrote:
It then failed due to not seperating the cats from the bread and butter supplies.
Cats are so devious they make sure to maintain the mystery of their powers by eating anything that might be able to experiment on these powers. I swear, if they had opposible thumbs, they would own us.
If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.
ragnaroknrol wrote:
No that's okay... I'm good.
*cue evil laughter*
ragnaroknrol wrote:
I swear, if they had opposible thumbs, they would own us.
You know... Some of them do... I'm actually sure mine can generate Portals. She walked into the study one day, went under my desk on the other side of the room and then came back in through the study door.