Why do you dissolve when I burn

Henry Minute

What are you saying? Are you calling me waxen? Perhaps you think I am threadbare? Well you're wrong I am the flame!

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peterchen

There's a fine line between feelgood and kitsch. Where are you?

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Chris Meech

I think he's trying to find the line. :)

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Dalek Dave

I have secured the services of a good bucket manufacturer, now to make use of it!

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Ian Shlasko

I think the corollary is much more amusing... "Why do you melt when I shrink?"

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R Giskard Reventlov

X| What a pile of crap.

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Wjousts

Aside from the sickening sentimentality, it's also wrong. The wax burns, that's what keeps it lit. What, did you think the wax was only there to hold the wick up?

Jim Crafton

He's on fire, baby, on Fire!

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AspDotNetDev

Posts like this make me shed tears.

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Jim Crafton

There's an App for that!

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Pete OHanlon

You know, every time somebody posts crap like this, somewhere a little bunny rabbit just ups and dies.

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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

You know, every time somebody posts crap like this

Why do you dissolve when I burn

SOFTDEV If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it. [ Let's work to help developers, not make them feel stupid ]

martin_hughes

Once there was a bunny called Flopsy. Flopsy was a very happy bunny; she'd spend hours every day bounding around the sun-kissed fields, eating grass and talking to the other lovely bunnies. Then one sad day, Flopsy got very sick. She could no longer bound in the field, the grass tasted bitter and all of the other bunnies shunned her. Flopsy didn't know what to do, she was so sad and dejected... UNTIL A FARMER CAME ALONG AND SNAPPED HER NECK BECAUSE SHE HAD MYXOMATOSIS. HE THEN LAID POISON FOR ALL THE OTHER RABBITS BECAUSE THEY HAD IT TOO.

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