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  • S Simon Walton

    I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. question

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    Paul Watson
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    Simon Walton wrote: I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. No ways! The age old "Is your IO port as switched on as mine is right now?" line pulls like no other. :rolleyes:

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    Ray Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson

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    • S Simon Walton

      I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. question

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      Megan Forbes
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      Lol - that link is excellent! As a woman, however, I should really advise you to find poetry of a less techie nature (as you can see from the Who are we, What do we do survey, we techie girls are a rare breed) while chatting up girls you've never met before ;P


      I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

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      • M Megan Forbes

        Lol - that link is excellent! As a woman, however, I should really advise you to find poetry of a less techie nature (as you can see from the Who are we, What do we do survey, we techie girls are a rare breed) while chatting up girls you've never met before ;P


        I've always heard that there was an idea behind Win ME... I still can't figure out what that was... anyboy know??? I;ve herad the idea was that it was supposed to be n operating system but I doubt this. - Brian Delahunty

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        Lost User
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        Could be worse Megan - ever have a guy trying to impress you with his 1GHz P3, 56k dialup. He then asks if you know about PCs... :omg: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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          Could be worse Megan - ever have a guy trying to impress you with his 1GHz P3, 56k dialup. He then asks if you know about PCs... :omg: Elaine (fluffy tigress emoticon) Would you like to meet my teddy bear ?

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          Roger Wright
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          :laugh: Just wave your wrist-mounted, He-cooled Cray cluster in his face and watch his ego shrivel!:-D "Another day done; all targets met; all systems fully operational; all customers satisfied; all staff keen and well motivated; all pigs fed and ready to fly." - Jennie Agard, McGuckin Hardware Systems Manager

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          • J Jon Newman

            If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. :-D

            The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
            "There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."

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            Brian Delahunty
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            Cool :-) Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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              Simon Walton wrote: I've added this to my list of witty rhymes for when I'm talking to girls. I think my chances of pulling will increase at least logarithmically. No ways! The age old "Is your IO port as switched on as mine is right now?" line pulls like no other. :rolleyes:

              Paul Watson
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              Ray Cassick wrote: Well I am not female, not gay and I am not Paul Watson

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              Brian Delahunty
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              Paul Watson wrote: The age old "Is your IO port as switched on as mine is right now?" line pulls like no other. :wtf: k.... I'll be trying that one tonight... :laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                Cool :-) Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                Jon Newman
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                Brian Delahunty wrote: Cool Ever the man of so many words.

                The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
                "There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."

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                • J Jon Newman

                  Brian Delahunty wrote: Cool Ever the man of so many words.

                  The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
                  "There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."

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                  Brian Delahunty
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                  Jonny Newman wrote: Ever the man of so many words. The less word I use the less mistakes I can make [See... there is a logic to my madness!!!] Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                  • B Brian Delahunty

                    Jonny Newman wrote: Ever the man of so many words. The less word I use the less mistakes I can make [See... there is a logic to my madness!!!] Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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                    Jon Newman
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                    Brian Delahunty wrote: The less word I use the less mistakes I can make [See... there is a logic to my madness!!!] Say nothing and no one can sue! [There is more logic in silence than in a thousand vulcans!]

                    The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
                    "There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."

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                    • J Jon Newman

                      Brian Delahunty wrote: The less word I use the less mistakes I can make [See... there is a logic to my madness!!!] Say nothing and no one can sue! [There is more logic in silence than in a thousand vulcans!]

                      The Internet, whats that? Is it a car?
                      "There's a statistical theory that if you gave millions of monkeys typewriters and set them to work, they'd eventually come up with the complete works of Shakespere. Thanks to the Internet, we know this isn't true."

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                      Brian Delahunty
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                      Jonny Newman wrote: There is more logic in silence than in a thousand vulcans! :-D Regards, Brian Dela :-)

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