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  • D Dalek Dave

    I was telling the old gag about 'What to do when an epileptic has a fit in the bath? Throw in your laundry!'. I had just finished telling it when a man said "That wasn't funny, my brother was an epileptic who died while having a fit in the bath". I apologised and asked whether he had drowned. "No", said the man, "He choked on a sock".

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    You really wrung that one out - put me in a spin.

    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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      You really wrung that one out - put me in a spin.

      me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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      Dalek Dave
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      Don't try to soft soap me!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Don't try to soft soap me!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        I'm fairy sure that I'm not!

        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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          I'm fairy sure that I'm not!

          me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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          Dalek Dave
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          That was a Bold statement to make!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I was telling the old gag about 'What to do when an epileptic has a fit in the bath? Throw in your laundry!'. I had just finished telling it when a man said "That wasn't funny, my brother was an epileptic who died while having a fit in the bath". I apologised and asked whether he had drowned. "No", said the man, "He choked on a sock".

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            soap brain
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            That's a good yarn.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              That was a Bold statement to make!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              I feel the Tide is turning...

              me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                I feel the Tide is turning...

                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                Dalek Dave
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                OMO it isnt!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                • S soap brain

                  That's a good yarn.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Nice to see you cotton-on so quick.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Nice to see you cotton-on so quick.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                    soap brain
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                    I know a pun thread when I see it.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      OMO it isnt!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      I'm going to have to Surf the web to figure that one out!

                      me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                        I'm going to have to Surf the web to figure that one out!

                        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Well if you are going to do it via WiFi, make sure you have a suitable Ariel.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        • S soap brain

                          I know a pun thread when I see it.

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          We all appear to have some good material.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            We all appear to have some good material.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Good material is the very fabric of a good yarn thread.

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              Well if you are going to do it via WiFi, make sure you have a suitable Ariel.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              I'm all washed up: you hung me out to dry...

                              me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                I'm all washed up: you hung me out to dry...

                                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                It's just part of the rough and Tumble of code project pun threads.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  Good material is the very fabric of a good yarn thread.

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  I need a Pun Gun, it fires a beam of pure Punnery Induced Energy. You just have to make sure you have the Rayon before you start.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    It's just part of the rough and Tumble of code project pun threads.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                    You do have a dry wit.

                                    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                      You do have a dry wit.

                                      me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      And a will of Iron.

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                                        And a will of Iron.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                        So you're not an old scrubber?

                                        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                          So you're not an old scrubber?

                                          me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          Well done, good of you not to Mangle that pun!

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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