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  • R R Giskard Reventlov

    I'm fairy sure that I'm not!

    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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    Dalek Dave
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    That was a Bold statement to make!

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      I was telling the old gag about 'What to do when an epileptic has a fit in the bath? Throw in your laundry!'. I had just finished telling it when a man said "That wasn't funny, my brother was an epileptic who died while having a fit in the bath". I apologised and asked whether he had drowned. "No", said the man, "He choked on a sock".

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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      soap brain
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      That's a good yarn.

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        That was a Bold statement to make!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        R Giskard Reventlov
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        I feel the Tide is turning...

        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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        • S soap brain

          That's a good yarn.

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          Dalek Dave
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          Nice to see you cotton-on so quick.

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          • R R Giskard Reventlov

            I feel the Tide is turning...

            me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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            Dalek Dave
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            OMO it isnt!

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              Nice to see you cotton-on so quick.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              soap brain
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              I know a pun thread when I see it.

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                OMO it isnt!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                I'm going to have to Surf the web to figure that one out!

                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  I'm going to have to Surf the web to figure that one out!

                  me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Well if you are going to do it via WiFi, make sure you have a suitable Ariel.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  • S soap brain

                    I know a pun thread when I see it.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    We all appear to have some good material.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      We all appear to have some good material.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                      soap brain
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                      Good material is the very fabric of a good yarn thread.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Well if you are going to do it via WiFi, make sure you have a suitable Ariel.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        I'm all washed up: you hung me out to dry...

                        me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                        • R R Giskard Reventlov

                          I'm all washed up: you hung me out to dry...

                          me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          It's just part of the rough and Tumble of code project pun threads.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                            Good material is the very fabric of a good yarn thread.

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I need a Pun Gun, it fires a beam of pure Punnery Induced Energy. You just have to make sure you have the Rayon before you start.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              It's just part of the rough and Tumble of code project pun threads.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                              R Giskard Reventlov
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                              You do have a dry wit.

                              me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                You do have a dry wit.

                                me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                Dalek Dave
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                                And a will of Iron.

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                                  And a will of Iron.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                  R Giskard Reventlov
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                                  So you're not an old scrubber?

                                  me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                  • R R Giskard Reventlov

                                    So you're not an old scrubber?

                                    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    Well done, good of you not to Mangle that pun!

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      Well done, good of you not to Mangle that pun!

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                      R Giskard Reventlov
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                                      I'll let that sink without a trace.

                                      me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I need a Pun Gun, it fires a beam of pure Punnery Induced Energy. You just have to make sure you have the Rayon before you start.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                                        soap brain
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                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        it fires a beam of pure Punnery Induced Energy

                                        You're weaving lies again, as big and clumsy as an olefint.

                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        You just have to make sure you have the Rayon before you start.

                                        And also that a loved one hasn't satin the way.

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                                        • S soap brain

                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          it fires a beam of pure Punnery Induced Energy

                                          You're weaving lies again, as big and clumsy as an olefint.

                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          You just have to make sure you have the Rayon before you start.

                                          And also that a loved one hasn't satin the way.

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          I can't pull the wool over your eyes.

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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