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    Jorgen Andersson
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    Three friends -two straight guys and a gay guy- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship. Everyone drowned, and soon they were standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly, and said, "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy and his wife. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

    "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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      Three friends -two straight guys and a gay guy- and their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship. Everyone drowned, and soon they were standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly, and said, "I can't let you in. You loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy and his wife. "Sorry, can't let you in, either. You loved food too much. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy!" The gay guy turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

      "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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      Pete OHanlon
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      ROTFLMAOWNLTWJBS. That's more like it. Normal Soapbox service resumed.

      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        ROTFLMAOWNLTWJBS. That's more like it. Normal Soapbox service resumed.

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        Jorgen Andersson
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        I think I might need a translation for the second part of that abbreviation. :~

        "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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          I think I might need a translation for the second part of that abbreviation. :~

          "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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          Pete OHanlon
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          Well not really that would just be stupid.

          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            Well not really that would just be stupid.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            Jorgen Andersson
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            :laugh:

            "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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              Well not really that would just be stupid.

              "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

              As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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              hairy_hats
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              "Really" begins with an L now?

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                "Really" begins with an L now?

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                Pete OHanlon
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                No, but literally does (which is what I meant to put in the reply).

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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