I am not my daughters friend
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Hahah, yeah. I think that is the real source of my discomfort. This was the _first_ time. All it can do is escalate from here. "You don't love me, you haven't bought bought me the iPhone 7.0" "I hate you, all my friends are allowed to stay out late at night wearing skimpy outfits!" "You can't talk to me anymore, I'm 15 and know everything" All those fun times to look forward to :D
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Hahah, yeah. I think that is the real source of my discomfort. This was the _first_ time. All it can do is escalate from here. "You don't love me, you haven't bought bought me the iPhone 7.0" "I hate you, all my friends are allowed to stay out late at night wearing skimpy outfits!" "You can't talk to me anymore, I'm 15 and know everything" All those fun times to look forward to :D
ROTFL !!! It's exactly like that. My daughter started to ask for a phone at 7 or so. "All my friends have phones" "Well, call their parents and see if they will take you in" "Katie has a TV in her room" "It's not my fault that her mother is a retard" and so on.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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But if your wife is not backing you up, then you're going to have more and more issues with time. My daughter is 13, and we get along great. She's emailed me the most while I've been in the US again. However, from time to time, I remind her that my job is NOT to be her friend, it's to prepare her for life. If we can be friends, I'd like that. If she makes me choose between being a friend and being a parent, I choose the parent option, every time. I'm not suggesting your 3 year old can grasp that, but I do think it's very important for you to step in as you have done, I still have to come flying out of my room from time to time to yell 'don't even THINK of talking to your mother like that'. In my experience and observation, one of the reasons kids with just a mother tend to end up more uncontrolled, is that it takes a man in the house to step in and make sure that kids know how to treat their parents.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Christian Graus wrote:
However, from time to time, I remind her that my job is NOT to be her friend...
Surprisingly, most parents haven't grasped that (yet).
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"Man who follows car will be exhausted." - Confucius
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Hahah, yeah. I think that is the real source of my discomfort. This was the _first_ time. All it can do is escalate from here. "You don't love me, you haven't bought bought me the iPhone 7.0" "I hate you, all my friends are allowed to stay out late at night wearing skimpy outfits!" "You can't talk to me anymore, I'm 15 and know everything" All those fun times to look forward to :D
Phil Martin... wrote:
"You can't talk to me anymore, I'm 12 15 and know everything"
FTFY :)
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Thanks for the responses Marc, always food for thought, and everyone especially me needs the reminders. And yes, as your final comment said, I am aware of most of what you said, but I do like discussing it anyway. It keeps me fresh.
Marc Clifton wrote:
Erm, I think you're looking at this from completely the wrong perspective.
Really? I doubt the very first time any father hears that, or a variant of it, it would be paired with anything except hurt. It wears off, because our intellect tells us that it is the right thing to do, but that does nothing to diminish the very initial feeling.
Marc Clifton wrote:
First of all, your 3 year old is not exactly capable of anything but expressing, as best as she can, her own joys and pains. So for you to react that she "pulled my heart out..." is not just unmanly, it's rather ridiculous. Imagine giving a three year old such power over your feelings!
I'm not saying she pulled my heart out, but it FELT like she pulled my heart out. Two very, VERY different things. I did not, and probably never will share this with her, she doesn't need to hear it. I did not react to it in any way. I recognised it immediately for what it was, a childish expression of her feelings and frustrations, but my feelings were still there, they were just not relevant at the time. Thats the difference between me and her, I get to choose how my feelings come out. I just used the CP lounge as the place to go "Dear diary, I had a crap moment today when for the first time....."
Phil Martin... wrote:
I just used the CP lounge as the place to go "Dear diary, I had a crap moment today when for the first time....."
If you haven't noticed before this place craps all over you for talking about things like this. Christian and a few others may not but by and large most do.
That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
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Haha - you think that is bad? Wait until she's 16 and is 'not your friend' because you won't let her botfriend 'sleepover' :)
Caslen wrote:
you won't let her botfriend 'sleepover' Smile
That's just stupid and crazy. Just take pleasure in making her dating life hell for crap like that. Have her watch some birthing videos and volunteer some place that involves expecting mothers. My science teacher in high school did that and it certainly had an effect on the girls in biology class. I thought it was funny considering they all came from farms. Most girls at that age have no idea of the pain, etc that it requires them to go through. She either does it safely and or waits. Those are the two practical options. Show her the consequences of being stupid and unprepared. I'm not very sympathetic of teenage pregnancy since at that age they should know how the plumbing works and what can happen. A good grounding in reality seems to cure them of it. For guys a discussion of money and child support might be the way to get them to get it. Just suggestions.
That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
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Hahah, yeah. I think that is the real source of my discomfort. This was the _first_ time. All it can do is escalate from here. "You don't love me, you haven't bought bought me the iPhone 7.0" "I hate you, all my friends are allowed to stay out late at night wearing skimpy outfits!" "You can't talk to me anymore, I'm 15 and know everything" All those fun times to look forward to :D
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I just spent 10 minutes explaining to my 3 year old daughter in no uncertain terms that she is not to talk to her Mum rudely or tell her what to do. The response was quite a lengthy tear session in the middle of which she looked straight at me and said "You are NOT my friend daddy. Not my friend. You don't get to talk to me. Mummy is my friend". I knew something like that would happen eventually, but I didn't think it would happen this young, and I certainly didn't expect it to feel like she pulled my heart out and ripped it up with her cute little hands. Sigh. :sigh: Sometimes it really truly sucks being the man of the house.
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Phil Martin... wrote:
I just used the CP lounge as the place to go "Dear diary, I had a crap moment today when for the first time....."
If you haven't noticed before this place craps all over you for talking about things like this. Christian and a few others may not but by and large most do.
That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
I've been around for... a while :) If my skin isn't think enough to handle a few words from a bunch of programmers, I got no chance as a parent :P
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Caslen wrote:
you won't let her botfriend 'sleepover' Smile
That's just stupid and crazy. Just take pleasure in making her dating life hell for crap like that. Have her watch some birthing videos and volunteer some place that involves expecting mothers. My science teacher in high school did that and it certainly had an effect on the girls in biology class. I thought it was funny considering they all came from farms. Most girls at that age have no idea of the pain, etc that it requires them to go through. She either does it safely and or waits. Those are the two practical options. Show her the consequences of being stupid and unprepared. I'm not very sympathetic of teenage pregnancy since at that age they should know how the plumbing works and what can happen. A good grounding in reality seems to cure them of it. For guys a discussion of money and child support might be the way to get them to get it. Just suggestions.
That's called seagull management (or sometimes pigeon management)... Fly in, flap your arms and squawk a lot, crap all over everything and fly out again... by _Damian S_
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Christian Graus wrote:
I learned early not to make idle threats, b/c there were times I tried to stop the kids from doing something by proscribing a punishment that was out of scale to the action, and I felt bad when I had no choice but to carry through.
I am so with you there. The missus is a school teacher, and she drilled this into me early on - don't warn with a consequence unless you can follow through with it. The little kiddies don't make it easy do they? :) Right now we're in a battle of wills about bed time and staying in her room. We'll find the balance eventually. We have this white child proof door handle thing which makes it show she can't open her own door. If she does what she is supposed to and only come out of he room to go to the toilet, then all is well. If she comes out for any other reason, the child lock goes on, resulting in much wailing and gnashing of teeth. If at any point we are inconsistent and forget to put it on, or take it off because she cried that extra bit hard, it takes a week of retraining.
Christian Graus wrote:
Yeah, but her definition is also more pliable. You can be her friend right now, and not in a minute, then 5 minutes later, be her friend again. Hannah won't say that anymore, she says 'you don't love me'. But, I know that she knows I do.
Yeah, exactly, and that is why the sadness of it happening only lasts 10 minutes or so. It was just the tangible realisation that they will indeed eventually say "I hate you" or something like that to be in the future, and that will be an un-fun day.
Phil Martin... wrote:
We have this white child proof door handle thing which makes it show she can't open her own door. If she does what she is supposed to and only come out of he room to go to the toilet, then all is well. If she comes out for any other reason, the child lock goes on, resulting in much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
This makes me cringe. What happens if there's a fire between where you are and her bedroom? Alarm the door if you must so she can't sneak out; but don't trap her with no way to escape on her own in an emergency.
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
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Caslen wrote:
botfriend
I don't like the sound of that ;)
Two heads are better than one.
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I just spent 10 minutes explaining to my 3 year old daughter in no uncertain terms that she is not to talk to her Mum rudely or tell her what to do. The response was quite a lengthy tear session in the middle of which she looked straight at me and said "You are NOT my friend daddy. Not my friend. You don't get to talk to me. Mummy is my friend". I knew something like that would happen eventually, but I didn't think it would happen this young, and I certainly didn't expect it to feel like she pulled my heart out and ripped it up with her cute little hands. Sigh. :sigh: Sometimes it really truly sucks being the man of the house.
My son tries that stuff with me every once in a while because it works on his babysitter. Thank goodness tomorrow is her last day. She was great for infants, but I'm not paying anyone to teach my son bad habits. I usually just respond, you know that doesn't work with me. Then he moans for a bit and he's over it. I'll also ask him if he is trying to get X from me, followed up by a sheepish yes from him, and a nice try from me. I say call her out on it, she'll be happy to know that you don't fall for it. Pushing boundaries is part of them learning where the boundaries are. What and where they are aren't quite as important as that they are there and consistent.
I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon
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I just spent 10 minutes explaining to my 3 year old daughter in no uncertain terms that she is not to talk to her Mum rudely or tell her what to do. The response was quite a lengthy tear session in the middle of which she looked straight at me and said "You are NOT my friend daddy. Not my friend. You don't get to talk to me. Mummy is my friend". I knew something like that would happen eventually, but I didn't think it would happen this young, and I certainly didn't expect it to feel like she pulled my heart out and ripped it up with her cute little hands. Sigh. :sigh: Sometimes it really truly sucks being the man of the house.
Ouch... my eight-year-old son gave me some "I hate you. I hate you. I never liked you."s this past year.
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Sounds like you don't have a teenage daughter and/or have never experienced the look you get off your girlfriends Dad the first time she takes you home :) We're not discussing the practicalities here, just how it feels to be Dad in that situation
Caslen wrote:
the look you get off your girlfriends Dad the first time she takes you home
He didn't even want to look at me. A good thing, because I don't think I'd like the look if he had. I'll be camping with her entire family in a couple weeks. :~
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I just spent 10 minutes explaining to my 3 year old daughter in no uncertain terms that she is not to talk to her Mum rudely or tell her what to do. The response was quite a lengthy tear session in the middle of which she looked straight at me and said "You are NOT my friend daddy. Not my friend. You don't get to talk to me. Mummy is my friend". I knew something like that would happen eventually, but I didn't think it would happen this young, and I certainly didn't expect it to feel like she pulled my heart out and ripped it up with her cute little hands. Sigh. :sigh: Sometimes it really truly sucks being the man of the house.
good grief. ya can't let stuff like THAT get to you. She'll be a teenager before ya know it. And, lemme tell ya, it's a LOT worse then. When they're in tears, just shut up and let em say whatever. Pretend to listen, because there's only so much you can take... Come back in an hour or two after they calm down and are actually capable of listening. Explain the lesson in as few words as possible and eat ice cream together. That's what parenting boils down to.
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I just spent 10 minutes explaining to my 3 year old daughter in no uncertain terms that she is not to talk to her Mum rudely or tell her what to do. The response was quite a lengthy tear session in the middle of which she looked straight at me and said "You are NOT my friend daddy. Not my friend. You don't get to talk to me. Mummy is my friend". I knew something like that would happen eventually, but I didn't think it would happen this young, and I certainly didn't expect it to feel like she pulled my heart out and ripped it up with her cute little hands. Sigh. :sigh: Sometimes it really truly sucks being the man of the house.
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I just spent 10 minutes explaining to my 3 year old daughter in no uncertain terms that she is not to talk to her Mum rudely or tell her what to do. The response was quite a lengthy tear session in the middle of which she looked straight at me and said "You are NOT my friend daddy. Not my friend. You don't get to talk to me. Mummy is my friend". I knew something like that would happen eventually, but I didn't think it would happen this young, and I certainly didn't expect it to feel like she pulled my heart out and ripped it up with her cute little hands. Sigh. :sigh: Sometimes it really truly sucks being the man of the house.
Phil Martin... wrote:
Sigh. Sigh Sometimes it really truly sucks being the man of the house.
5! been there, done that, don't even have the T-shirt to show for it.... When she needs you she will be back. Not that it will help in the mean time, but she will have a short memory at that age.
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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Phil Martin... wrote:
We have this white child proof door handle thing which makes it show she can't open her own door. If she does what she is supposed to and only come out of he room to go to the toilet, then all is well. If she comes out for any other reason, the child lock goes on, resulting in much wailing and gnashing of teeth.
This makes me cringe. What happens if there's a fire between where you are and her bedroom? Alarm the door if you must so she can't sneak out; but don't trap her with no way to escape on her own in an emergency.
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
Very good point, thanks for pointing that out. I hadn't conciously thought about it, however it is unlikely the few metres of carpet between where I'm sitting waiting for her to calm down and her door will spontaneously combust. I wait until she is asleep then take it off.
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She won't even remember she said it a week from now.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Week??? Try minute! I get this every other day with my GF's daughter. And my GF gets it the other way around every other day as well. Critique is never popular with a kid, but is often needed. Just know that she loves you and always will. I feel extraordinary lucky to be able to feel that from a 6 year-old who isn't even my daughter. :-) A child is an egotistical, manipulating, self-centered and lying little animal. However, that's their job, and you can NEVER blame them for it. Just love them and cope with it. Remember that a 3 year-old's brain isn't even equipped to be able to see things from someone elses point of view (there are several experiments to prove it). This ability comes first at about 4-5 years. An CARING about someone elses point of view comes even later - and requires LOTS of teaching. But they DO love you. Never question that! One experiment (tell this to the kid): - Lisa's doll is in the bed. - Annie sneaks into Lisa's room when Lisa isn't there and hides the doll in the closet. - Lisa comes into the room after Annie has left. - Where does Lisa go to look for the doll? A 3 year-old should answer "the closet", because that's where it is. Only a 4-5 year-old or older kid normally answers "the bed", because younger kids don't understand that Lisa can't know that its in the closet.
