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  • B Baconbutty

    I've already organised the cars, the burial ground and am arranging the list of mourners......just let me know when you are going to do the deed.

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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    Baconbutty wrote:

    I've already organised the cars, the burial ground and am arranging the list of mourners......just let me know when you are going to do the deed.

    Brilliant. :thumbsup:

    me, me, me "The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. And if we become extinct because we don't have a space program, it'll serve us right!" Larry Niven

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    • D Douglas Troy

      and the result of that would be "You never listen. You're not paying attention. I haven't had my hair done in months and it looks like crap, and I've owned these shoes for 2 years. You obviously don't care about me or anything I have to say. You're such a jacka-- Jim. Just go back to playing with your stupid computer and your stupid 3D space ships, I'm calling Dr. Phil". ;P


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      Jim Crafton
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      Yes, but you see how we've successfully changed the topic? Now it's just the standard "you don't love me anymore" argument, which, with a little experience, is relatively easy to contain. :)

      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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      • B Baconbutty

        I've already organised the cars, the burial ground and am arranging the list of mourners......just let me know when you are going to do the deed.

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        JHizzle
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        I can imagine the gravestone now: "Here lies digital man. He will be missed. Sadly his wife did not."

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        • J Jim Crafton

          Yes, but you see how we've successfully changed the topic? Now it's just the standard "you don't love me anymore" argument, which, with a little experience, is relatively easy to contain. :)

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Douglas Troy
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          You're like ... the Master Jedi of marriage issues Jim. Meditate on this I will. :rolleyes:


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          • D Duncan Edwards Jones

            Phil Martin... wrote:

            I'm fine. So I think I just need to retrain myself to to a regexp on $.* feel.*^ and replace it with "think".

            But if someone asks what you think about something you have to think about what you think about something - and to really work that out you need to think what you think you think about something. Regex is not going to cut it - you're going to need to use LISP.

            '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Free eBook: Printing - a .NET Developer's Guide (Part 1)

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            Phil Martin
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            Love it. "I'm sorry honey, I'd love to answer but your parenthesis don't match up"

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            • D Douglas Troy

              You're like ... the Master Jedi of marriage issues Jim. Meditate on this I will. :rolleyes:


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              Jim Crafton
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              I'm just trying to share knowledge...

              ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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              • P Phil Martin

                We're almost all software developers here, and I have a question, which I think is somewhere near the end of the post. Quite often, the missus or some other dual X chromosome individual will ask me something like: "How do you feel about [insert topic here?" And you know what? Even though I know what they are asking and are really after, the question some how gets all muddled up in my brain and I find it almost impossible to answer that particular phrase of question. I find myself actually confused by that question. Sometimes I know exactly what they are talking about, but not often. Usually because I have trouble identifying what I'm feeling about something. The funniest part is if I'm truly honest, the person asking doesn't appreciate the answer. Possibly because my answer is usually something like: "Tired and a little bit hungry" Does anyone else have this trouble here? The disconnect between being asked about your feelings on something and actually figuring out what they mean? To take a quote from one of the funniest sit-coms ever (Coupling): Steve (to Patrick about some fabric samples): You have an opinion yet? Patrick: Nope! Nothing! Keep trying to have an opinion but nothing happens in my head. The dumbest part of it all is if instead of being asked what I feel, if instead they say "What do you think about ..." or "what is your opinion on ..." I'm fine. So I think I just need to retrain myself to to a regexp on $.* feel.*^ and replace it with "think".

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                Abhinav S
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                Phil Martin... wrote:

                "Tired and a little bit hungry"

                That is what I generally reply (I'm more or less honest in my replies to women). I'm still single.

                My signature "sucks" today

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                • J Jim Crafton

                  I'm just trying to share knowledge...

                  ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                  Andrew Rissing
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                  Jim Crafton wrote:

                  Knowledge do I share...

                  FIFY Two strikes there Jim: 1) You're not using Yoda-speak. 2) Do or do not... there is no try.

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                  • P Phil Martin

                    We're almost all software developers here, and I have a question, which I think is somewhere near the end of the post. Quite often, the missus or some other dual X chromosome individual will ask me something like: "How do you feel about [insert topic here?" And you know what? Even though I know what they are asking and are really after, the question some how gets all muddled up in my brain and I find it almost impossible to answer that particular phrase of question. I find myself actually confused by that question. Sometimes I know exactly what they are talking about, but not often. Usually because I have trouble identifying what I'm feeling about something. The funniest part is if I'm truly honest, the person asking doesn't appreciate the answer. Possibly because my answer is usually something like: "Tired and a little bit hungry" Does anyone else have this trouble here? The disconnect between being asked about your feelings on something and actually figuring out what they mean? To take a quote from one of the funniest sit-coms ever (Coupling): Steve (to Patrick about some fabric samples): You have an opinion yet? Patrick: Nope! Nothing! Keep trying to have an opinion but nothing happens in my head. The dumbest part of it all is if instead of being asked what I feel, if instead they say "What do you think about ..." or "what is your opinion on ..." I'm fine. So I think I just need to retrain myself to to a regexp on $.* feel.*^ and replace it with "think".

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                    hairy_hats
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                    Phil Martin... wrote:

                    one of the funniest sit-coms ever (Coupling):

                    "I've got too many legs!"

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Good luck with that. Let us know how that goes, and when you've succeeded you'll be in line for a Nobel prize.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

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                      ragnaroknrol
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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      you'll be in line for a Nobel prize.

                      IN LINE?!?! They'll be bashing his door down to hand it to him. :)

                      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                      • X Xiangyang Liu

                        Peter Mulholland wrote:

                        not good when we're in company

                        In that case, "world peace" is the correct answer. :)

                        My .NET Business Application Framework     My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                        Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                        Only if you're married to Barbie. ;)

                        Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                        • A Anna Jayne Metcalfe

                          Only if you're married to Barbie. ;)

                          Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                          Baconbutty
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                          Where did you get your sig from Anna? It is very relevant to some stuff I do in my spare time. Cheers

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                          • B Baconbutty

                            Where did you get your sig from Anna? It is very relevant to some stuff I do in my spare time. Cheers

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                            Anna Jayne Metcalfe
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                            That one came from someone on the accu-general[^] mailing list. Can't remember who, off the top of my head.

                            Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"

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                            • P Phil Martin

                              We're almost all software developers here, and I have a question, which I think is somewhere near the end of the post. Quite often, the missus or some other dual X chromosome individual will ask me something like: "How do you feel about [insert topic here?" And you know what? Even though I know what they are asking and are really after, the question some how gets all muddled up in my brain and I find it almost impossible to answer that particular phrase of question. I find myself actually confused by that question. Sometimes I know exactly what they are talking about, but not often. Usually because I have trouble identifying what I'm feeling about something. The funniest part is if I'm truly honest, the person asking doesn't appreciate the answer. Possibly because my answer is usually something like: "Tired and a little bit hungry" Does anyone else have this trouble here? The disconnect between being asked about your feelings on something and actually figuring out what they mean? To take a quote from one of the funniest sit-coms ever (Coupling): Steve (to Patrick about some fabric samples): You have an opinion yet? Patrick: Nope! Nothing! Keep trying to have an opinion but nothing happens in my head. The dumbest part of it all is if instead of being asked what I feel, if instead they say "What do you think about ..." or "what is your opinion on ..." I'm fine. So I think I just need to retrain myself to to a regexp on $.* feel.*^ and replace it with "think".

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                              El Corazon
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                              Phil Martin... wrote:

                              "How do you feel about [insert topic here?"

                              I usually answer truthfully... I know, mistake #1... However, that isn't nearly as bad as when I don't have an opinion and state that I have no opinion. Contrary to my gadget owning life experiences, I am not that materialistic. I can just as easily spend time learning about something than actually owning it. So to ask my opinion about something, I describe it... but what do you think about it? I describe it again. would you like one? I guess, if you want. But what do YOU want? shrugs.... But the same thing happens in many conversations. If I have no opinion of it, I have to somehow gain an opinion of it before the end of the conversation or the conversation never ends.... and it is interesting how the length of the conversation coincides with the volume of the conversation, which I am told is most definitely not yelling no matter how long the err... conversation goes. :-D

                              _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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