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    I'm watching another women's tennis match, it's Jankovich (I think) and some other name that's even harder to say and spell. Jankovich has a head that's scarier than the proverbial bulldog chewing a bumble bee, but by Christ the body looks good, I'd give her a bit and then a bit more. Is it possible to get one of the cameraman jobs there? I've got no idea how to use one, but I'll practice for weeks if I get the position where I can focus on the arse of the receiver when she bends over. Only saw a couple of points in this match but I've already got a semi.

    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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      I'm watching another women's tennis match, it's Jankovich (I think) and some other name that's even harder to say and spell. Jankovich has a head that's scarier than the proverbial bulldog chewing a bumble bee, but by Christ the body looks good, I'd give her a bit and then a bit more. Is it possible to get one of the cameraman jobs there? I've got no idea how to use one, but I'll practice for weeks if I get the position where I can focus on the arse of the receiver when she bends over. Only saw a couple of points in this match but I've already got a semi.

      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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      It's almost 1am Mick, time for bed mate.

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        It's almost 1am Mick, time for bed mate.

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        Especially with his semi. :)

        Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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          I'm watching another women's tennis match, it's Jankovich (I think) and some other name that's even harder to say and spell. Jankovich has a head that's scarier than the proverbial bulldog chewing a bumble bee, but by Christ the body looks good, I'd give her a bit and then a bit more. Is it possible to get one of the cameraman jobs there? I've got no idea how to use one, but I'll practice for weeks if I get the position where I can focus on the arse of the receiver when she bends over. Only saw a couple of points in this match but I've already got a semi.

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          Please..........don't put images like that in my mind!

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            It's almost 1am Mick, time for bed mate.

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            Josh Gray wrote:

            It's almost 1am Mick, time for bed mate.

            Not before I finish my packet of Samboy Atomic Tomato chips, women's tennis is finished can't be arsed watching Nadal.

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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              Especially with his semi. :)

              Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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              Chris Meech wrote:

              Especially with his semi.

              I've met Mick before *Places fingers in ears. lalalalalla I can't hear you lalalalalalalala etc*

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                Josh Gray wrote:

                It's almost 1am Mick, time for bed mate.

                Not before I finish my packet of Samboy Atomic Tomato chips, women's tennis is finished can't be arsed watching Nadal.

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                It's 5pm here. I'm going home!

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                  I'm watching another women's tennis match, it's Jankovich (I think) and some other name that's even harder to say and spell. Jankovich has a head that's scarier than the proverbial bulldog chewing a bumble bee, but by Christ the body looks good, I'd give her a bit and then a bit more. Is it possible to get one of the cameraman jobs there? I've got no idea how to use one, but I'll practice for weeks if I get the position where I can focus on the arse of the receiver when she bends over. Only saw a couple of points in this match but I've already got a semi.

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Thanks man, now I can never look at her again without seeing a prawn.

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                    I'm watching another women's tennis match, it's Jankovich (I think) and some other name that's even harder to say and spell. Jankovich has a head that's scarier than the proverbial bulldog chewing a bumble bee, but by Christ the body looks good, I'd give her a bit and then a bit more. Is it possible to get one of the cameraman jobs there? I've got no idea how to use one, but I'll practice for weeks if I get the position where I can focus on the arse of the receiver when she bends over. Only saw a couple of points in this match but I've already got a semi.

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                    Do you mean: Jelena Jankovic[^]?

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                      I'm watching another women's tennis match, it's Jankovich (I think) and some other name that's even harder to say and spell. Jankovich has a head that's scarier than the proverbial bulldog chewing a bumble bee, but by Christ the body looks good, I'd give her a bit and then a bit more. Is it possible to get one of the cameraman jobs there? I've got no idea how to use one, but I'll practice for weeks if I get the position where I can focus on the arse of the receiver when she bends over. Only saw a couple of points in this match but I've already got a semi.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      She may look like a Prawn but I'll bet she tastes like Anchovies!

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                        Josh Gray wrote:

                        It's almost 1am Mick, time for bed mate.

                        Not before I finish my packet of Samboy Atomic Tomato chips, women's tennis is finished can't be arsed watching Nadal.

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                        So you are eating chips…watching women tennis… if tomorrow morning you accidently find that your “man dignity” is colored orange don’t bother making appointment with the urologist, it’s quite normal condition considering the circumstances.

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                          She may look like a Prawn but I'll bet she tastes like Anchovies!

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                          Hmm. Anchovies with oil, onion, garlic, and parsley. Not my first thought when I see her on telly. :)

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                            I'm watching another women's tennis match, it's Jankovich (I think) and some other name that's even harder to say and spell. Jankovich has a head that's scarier than the proverbial bulldog chewing a bumble bee, but by Christ the body looks good, I'd give her a bit and then a bit more. Is it possible to get one of the cameraman jobs there? I've got no idea how to use one, but I'll practice for weeks if I get the position where I can focus on the arse of the receiver when she bends over. Only saw a couple of points in this match but I've already got a semi.

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            you mean she's a BOBFOC, right?


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                              I'm watching another women's tennis match, it's Jankovich (I think) and some other name that's even harder to say and spell. Jankovich has a head that's scarier than the proverbial bulldog chewing a bumble bee, but by Christ the body looks good, I'd give her a bit and then a bit more. Is it possible to get one of the cameraman jobs there? I've got no idea how to use one, but I'll practice for weeks if I get the position where I can focus on the arse of the receiver when she bends over. Only saw a couple of points in this match but I've already got a semi.

                              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                              Come on, now,there are some good shots of her face 1[^] 2[^] 3[^] We call her a 'butter face' She's all good but her face Poor girl wants to be an actress :sigh:

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                                I'm watching another women's tennis match, it's Jankovich (I think) and some other name that's even harder to say and spell. Jankovich has a head that's scarier than the proverbial bulldog chewing a bumble bee, but by Christ the body looks good, I'd give her a bit and then a bit more. Is it possible to get one of the cameraman jobs there? I've got no idea how to use one, but I'll practice for weeks if I get the position where I can focus on the arse of the receiver when she bends over. Only saw a couple of points in this match but I've already got a semi.

                                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                                and here's one[^] you can print up and stick to your fridge door ;)

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