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    Got back to the hotel room with my groceries so I could cook up some dinner before sitting down to watch the real football match, State Of Origin. Got my VB in the fridge and thought, bugger it, I want something else, so picked me up a Long Neck of Coopers Sparkling Ale. While starting to prepae dinner I thought I'd put the Coopers ion the freezer for a bit to get nice and cold. That's when I dropped the fucking thing. So now I have to drive back to the Bottlo to get another.

    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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    People really drink VB? shit eh.

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      People really drink VB? shit eh.

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      VB = Viciously Bad?

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        VB = Viciously Bad?

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        VB = Viciously Bad?

        Close, Victoria Bitter, not the greatest beer in the world (or Australia) but it is the best selling over here. Not sure what Gray drinks, I hope he doesn't say Tooheys, I have a part time job, drinking VB and then pissing in the empty Tooheys bootles down at the Tooheys factory.

        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          VB = Viciously Bad?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          VB = Viciously Bad?

          It's far worse than that. Victoria Bitter.

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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            VB = Viciously Bad?

            Close, Victoria Bitter, not the greatest beer in the world (or Australia) but it is the best selling over here. Not sure what Gray drinks, I hope he doesn't say Tooheys, I have a part time job, drinking VB and then pissing in the empty Tooheys bootles down at the Tooheys factory.

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            Michael Martin wrote:

            Not sure what Gray drinks

            German, Belgium or at a pinch Dutch.

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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              VB = Viciously Bad?

              Close, Victoria Bitter, not the greatest beer in the world (or Australia) but it is the best selling over here. Not sure what Gray drinks, I hope he doesn't say Tooheys, I have a part time job, drinking VB and then pissing in the empty Tooheys bootles down at the Tooheys factory.

              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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              I have a part time job, drinking VB and then pissing in the empty Tooheys bootles down at the Tooheys factory.

              :laugh:

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                Michael Martin wrote:

                Not sure what Gray drinks

                German, Belgium or at a pinch Dutch.

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                Josh Gray wrote:

                German, Belgium or at a pinch Dutch.

                You've been over there for a few months at best and would have had fuck all choice of those listed while over here, so what do you reallydrink, long term?

                Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Josh Gray wrote:

                  German, Belgium or at a pinch Dutch.

                  You've been over there for a few months at best and would have had fuck all choice of those listed while over here, so what do you reallydrink, long term?

                  Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                  Michael Martin wrote:

                  You've been over there for a few months at best and would have had f*** all choice of those listed while over here, so what do you reallydrink, long term?

                  I dont drink most of the time. I can go three months without a beer. Given that I can spend a bit more. There's plenty of foreign beer in Oz. I was taken to a Dutch beer bar here for a beer tasting. We had about 10 different beers, all brewed in Holland and the barman told us a bit about each.

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                    Michael Martin wrote:

                    You've been over there for a few months at best and would have had f*** all choice of those listed while over here, so what do you reallydrink, long term?

                    I dont drink most of the time. I can go three months without a beer. Given that I can spend a bit more. There's plenty of foreign beer in Oz. I was taken to a Dutch beer bar here for a beer tasting. We had about 10 different beers, all brewed in Holland and the barman told us a bit about each.

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                    Josh Gray wrote:

                    I dont drink most of the time. I can go three months without a beer.

                    Never claimed you were a alco Josh, just an Eastern Suburbs wannabe.

                    Josh Gray wrote:

                    Given that I can spend a bit more. There's plenty of foreign beer in Oz.

                    Never called you derelict either, but you didn't always have hthe extra cash, and in your younger days would have ben poofter bashed if caught drinking foreign beer. So what do you drink?

                    Josh Gray wrote:

                    I was taken to a Dutch beer bar here for a beer tasting. We had about 10 different beers, all brewed in Holland and the barman told us a bit about each.

                    So, how is Amsterdam Mariner?

                    Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      VB = Viciously Bad?

                      Close, Victoria Bitter, not the greatest beer in the world (or Australia) but it is the best selling over here. Not sure what Gray drinks, I hope he doesn't say Tooheys, I have a part time job, drinking VB and then pissing in the empty Tooheys bootles down at the Tooheys factory.

                      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                      Michael Martin wrote:

                      I have a part time job, drinking VB and then pissing in the empty Tooheys bootles down at the Tooheys factory

                      :laugh: :laugh: Regardless, Tooheys is still better than XXXX Bitter X|

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                        Josh Gray wrote:

                        I dont drink most of the time. I can go three months without a beer.

                        Never claimed you were a alco Josh, just an Eastern Suburbs wannabe.

                        Josh Gray wrote:

                        Given that I can spend a bit more. There's plenty of foreign beer in Oz.

                        Never called you derelict either, but you didn't always have hthe extra cash, and in your younger days would have ben poofter bashed if caught drinking foreign beer. So what do you drink?

                        Josh Gray wrote:

                        I was taken to a Dutch beer bar here for a beer tasting. We had about 10 different beers, all brewed in Holland and the barman told us a bit about each.

                        So, how is Amsterdam Mariner?

                        Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                        Michael Martin wrote:

                        Never claimed you were a alco Josh, just an Eastern Suburbs wannabe

                        That always cracks me up. I hate going to the eastern suburbs.

                        Michael Martin wrote:

                        Never called you derelict either, but you didn't always have hthe extra cash, and in your younger days would have ben poofter bashed if caught drinking foreign beer. So what do you drink?

                        That's like asking someone who only has a ciggy when drunk what they smoke, they dont really care. As a teenager drink was not my first choice of mind altering substances and it's still not.

                        Michael Martin wrote:

                        So, how is Amsterdam Mariner?

                        Dunno, these were all from 'micro breweries'. Evidently you can rent the use of a brewery here if you want to make small runs of your own beer. They barman who did the tasting with us employs his own master brewer and they make their beer this way. Other than thhat I've been drinking Heinekin as they have the 250ml throw down bottles here which I like.

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                          Michael Martin wrote:

                          Never claimed you were a alco Josh, just an Eastern Suburbs wannabe

                          That always cracks me up. I hate going to the eastern suburbs.

                          Michael Martin wrote:

                          Never called you derelict either, but you didn't always have hthe extra cash, and in your younger days would have ben poofter bashed if caught drinking foreign beer. So what do you drink?

                          That's like asking someone who only has a ciggy when drunk what they smoke, they dont really care. As a teenager drink was not my first choice of mind altering substances and it's still not.

                          Michael Martin wrote:

                          So, how is Amsterdam Mariner?

                          Dunno, these were all from 'micro breweries'. Evidently you can rent the use of a brewery here if you want to make small runs of your own beer. They barman who did the tasting with us employs his own master brewer and they make their beer this way. Other than thhat I've been drinking Heinekin as they have the 250ml throw down bottles here which I like.

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                          Josh Gray wrote:

                          Evidently you can rent the use of a brewery here if you want to make small runs of your own beer.

                          Sounds a lot like the Beer Factory (I went to the one here in Seven Hills, you know the Western Suburbs you also won't attend), I brewed a Keg worth a while ago. Called it Penguin Piss and Maunder hosted the Label I creaed for it. Don't know if it's still up and further more, no idea of the URL.

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                          That's like asking someone who only has a ciggy when drunk what they smoke, they dont really care.

                          Then they are soft, I remember everything, even when I drink so much I pass out. Bloody smokers, half-a-cup of harden-up is what they need.

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                          Other than thhat I've been drinking Heinekin as they have the 250ml throw down bottles here which I like.

                          Fucken girl, Amsterdam Mariner have 500ml throwdowns, which I like.

                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            Josh Gray wrote:

                            Evidently you can rent the use of a brewery here if you want to make small runs of your own beer.

                            Sounds a lot like the Beer Factory (I went to the one here in Seven Hills, you know the Western Suburbs you also won't attend), I brewed a Keg worth a while ago. Called it Penguin Piss and Maunder hosted the Label I creaed for it. Don't know if it's still up and further more, no idea of the URL.

                            Josh Gray wrote:

                            That's like asking someone who only has a ciggy when drunk what they smoke, they dont really care.

                            Then they are soft, I remember everything, even when I drink so much I pass out. Bloody smokers, half-a-cup of harden-up is what they need.

                            Josh Gray wrote:

                            Other than thhat I've been drinking Heinekin as they have the 250ml throw down bottles here which I like.

                            Fucken girl, Amsterdam Mariner have 500ml throwdowns, which I like.

                            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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                            Michael Martin wrote:

                            Seven Hills, you know the Western Suburbs you also won't attend

                            Western suburbs is one thing, I do occasionally pass Strathfield but you're talking about The Hills district now. I've never been out that way. Ever.

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                            Fucken girl

                            If you were here Mick I'd take you down the 'coffee' shop and we'd see just how much of a man you are. And then I'd take you to the red light district and show you what a girl looks like 'cause you seem confused.

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