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  • I Ian Shlasko

    My official org-chart title: "Associate / Analyst" My official job title: "Software Developer" My boss refers to me as a: "Technologist" (I initially thought he just made that word up), or a number of more important-sounding titles if he's talking to potential investors. I've been referred to as a CTO more than once. I consider myself a: "Geek" I tell people I'm a: Writer... Programming has become just a day job... I feel old. :(

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    Lost User
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    I've had lots of titles. Currently it's 'Development Team Leader'. I've only ever answered the question of "what do you do?" with "I'm a programmer"

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      I've had lots of titles. Currently it's 'Development Team Leader'. I've only ever answered the question of "what do you do?" with "I'm a programmer"

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      Ian Shlasko
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      Yep, it's a nice, generic term... When I have to answer the main phone (When everyone else is off the desk), and they ask who I am, I generally say "I'm their programmer" or "I'm the resident geek"... Anything else just sounds pompous.

      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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        Simon_Whale
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        DD that is for him a techincally challenging role! I couldn't see him being polite enough to last a night

        As barmey as a sack of badgers

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          Just in case you missed it[^] Evidently there are different titles for what I would call a programmer and these have command different degrees of respect. You learn something new everyday.

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          R Giskard Reventlov
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          No, what he meant was 'Pizza Server': Pizza: Soft Server: Engineer He just got mixed up, what with all the conspiracies and the fact that he only has 2 brain cells and one of those is busy keeping him breathing.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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            I've had lots of titles. Currently it's 'Development Team Leader'. I've only ever answered the question of "what do you do?" with "I'm a programmer"

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            J4amieC
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            Josh Gray wrote:

            with "I'm a programmer"

            See ive tried that and I generally get 2 responses. People who know what a computer is: "What, you mean on computers and stuff?" People who have never come into contact with a computer: "What, like TV programs?"

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              Josh Gray wrote:

              with "I'm a programmer"

              See ive tried that and I generally get 2 responses. People who know what a computer is: "What, you mean on computers and stuff?" People who have never come into contact with a computer: "What, like TV programs?"

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              J4amieC wrote:

              People who know what a computer is: "What, you mean on computers and stuff?" People who have never come into contact with a computer: "What, like TV programs?"

              "No, with The Matrix"

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                Josh Gray wrote:

                with "I'm a programmer"

                See ive tried that and I generally get 2 responses. People who know what a computer is: "What, you mean on computers and stuff?" People who have never come into contact with a computer: "What, like TV programs?"

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                J4amieC wrote:

                osh Gray wrote: with "I'm a programmer" See ive tried that and I generally get 2 responses. People who know what a computer is: "What, you mean on computers and stuff?" People who have never come into contact with a computer: "What, like TV programs?"

                I hate talking about work in social settings. I like it because I've found people don't ask many more questions after that. If I suspect the person asking is a wanna be programmer or even worse, a computer game nerd, I'll say "I work for a Dutch finance company", that's also a pretty good conversation killer.

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                  J4amieC wrote:

                  osh Gray wrote: with "I'm a programmer" See ive tried that and I generally get 2 responses. People who know what a computer is: "What, you mean on computers and stuff?" People who have never come into contact with a computer: "What, like TV programs?"

                  I hate talking about work in social settings. I like it because I've found people don't ask many more questions after that. If I suspect the person asking is a wanna be programmer or even worse, a computer game nerd, I'll say "I work for a Dutch finance company", that's also a pretty good conversation killer.

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                  Ian Shlasko
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                  Yeah, that's one of the reasons I prefer to say "I'm a writer"... It's a conversation starter instead of a conversation killer, because people can more easily relate to it. If I say "I write software for a hedge fund," people always quiet down... Then I have to say "No, I didn't kill the economy." I get a good laugh for that, but the conversation is still dead at that point.

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                  • I Ian Shlasko

                    Yeah, that's one of the reasons I prefer to say "I'm a writer"... It's a conversation starter instead of a conversation killer, because people can more easily relate to it. If I say "I write software for a hedge fund," people always quiet down... Then I have to say "No, I didn't kill the economy." I get a good laugh for that, but the conversation is still dead at that point.

                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                    Ian Shlasko wrote:

                    If I say "I write software for a hedge fund," people always quiet down... Then I have to say "No, I didn't kill the economy." I get a good laugh for that, but the conversation is still dead at that point.

                    I work for a market maker. Most people don't know what that is, some think they do and hate me for it and then there are those that want to be traders.

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                      Ian Shlasko wrote:

                      If I say "I write software for a hedge fund," people always quiet down... Then I have to say "No, I didn't kill the economy." I get a good laugh for that, but the conversation is still dead at that point.

                      I work for a market maker. Most people don't know what that is, some think they do and hate me for it and then there are those that want to be traders.

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                      Ian Shlasko
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                      I wish I didn't know what that was... Spent too much time in this industry :) Every group I've worked for has been buy-side though... Well, except for that brief stint working on the firm-wide trading platform... That was a real beast...

                      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                        CaptainSeeSharp
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                        That's weird. I've always thought of you as this[^].

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                          That's weird. I've always thought of you as this[^].

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                          And if that doesn't teach us never to click a link posted by CSS, I don't know what will.

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                            That's weird. I've always thought of you as this[^].

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                            Yayozama
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                            It says a lot about your mind when you picture someone as a fat midget stripper without a reason... You should stay away from the internet for a few months, or years (one can only hope...), maybe that will help you, you little racist troll.

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                              And if that doesn't teach us never to click a link posted by CSS, I don't know what will.

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                              Lucky for me, the firewall of my work block my access to almost every link. I've never been more happy about that :laugh:

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                                And if that doesn't teach us never to click a link posted by CSS, I don't know what will.

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                                Ian Shlasko
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                                You actually clicked it? Don't you even look at the URL first?

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                                  Yep, it's a nice, generic term... When I have to answer the main phone (When everyone else is off the desk), and they ask who I am, I generally say "I'm their programmer" or "I'm the resident geek"... Anything else just sounds pompous.

                                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                  Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                  Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                  I generally say "I'm their programmer" or "I'm the resident geek"... Anything else just sounds pompous.

                                  Yeah way better than "I'm a computer scientist" which the locals that studied 'puters in college are heard to say now and again! I studied art in college and am known around the office as "the guy that gets shit done". I kinda like that! :-\

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                                    Ian Shlasko wrote:

                                    I generally say "I'm their programmer" or "I'm the resident geek"... Anything else just sounds pompous.

                                    Yeah way better than "I'm a computer scientist" which the locals that studied 'puters in college are heard to say now and again! I studied art in college and am known around the office as "the guy that gets shit done". I kinda like that! :-\

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                                    See, that's a good title. I also sometimes describe myself as "The computer god" or "Miracle worker" (A little tribute to James Doohan). As for "computer scientist"... One of the few things I remember from college, though I can't remember which professor said it... "Computer science is a double-misnomer." It's not only about computers (Think integrated circuits), and it's not one of the classical sciences (Math, physics, biology, chemistry, etc). It's a purely-semantic argument, but it's funny to think about.

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                                    • I Ian Shlasko

                                      See, that's a good title. I also sometimes describe myself as "The computer god" or "Miracle worker" (A little tribute to James Doohan). As for "computer scientist"... One of the few things I remember from college, though I can't remember which professor said it... "Computer science is a double-misnomer." It's not only about computers (Think integrated circuits), and it's not one of the classical sciences (Math, physics, biology, chemistry, etc). It's a purely-semantic argument, but it's funny to think about.

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                                      ragnaroknrol
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                                      I am referred to as "the peon" "hey temp guy" or "mr. expendable" ;)

                                      If I have accidentally said something witty, smart, or correct, it is purely by mistake and I apologize for it.

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                                        That's weird. I've always thought of you as this[^].

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                                        Stop posting your sexual fantasies.

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                                        • I Ian Shlasko

                                          My official org-chart title: "Associate / Analyst" My official job title: "Software Developer" My boss refers to me as a: "Technologist" (I initially thought he just made that word up), or a number of more important-sounding titles if he's talking to potential investors. I've been referred to as a CTO more than once. I consider myself a: "Geek" I tell people I'm a: Writer... Programming has become just a day job... I feel old. :(

                                          Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                          Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                          I've run out of titles as the moment. :doh:

                                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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