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[XKCD] : Numbers don't lie!

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  • H Henry Minute

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    It's hard to fit your sentence with my boss... :rolleyes:

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    • P Pete OHanlon

      Numbers do lie. Ask any good accountant.

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      They don't lie, they are just misunderstood!

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        They don't lie, they are just misunderstood!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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        They do. Even scientists produce 'massaged-data'. :)

        If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
        This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
        [My articles]

        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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          They do. Even scientists produce 'massaged-data'. :)

          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
          [My articles]

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          As an accountant I have ample experience of 'Presenting values in the appropriate manner'. Read into that what you will!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            As an accountant I have ample experience of 'Presenting values in the appropriate manner'. Read into that what you will!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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            What Iused to call "virtual measurement point" in some physics lab experiments?

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            • D Dalek Dave

              The frightening thing about that is I am probably married to my boss then. If you take sleep out of the equation I spend more time in the office than with my wife! OooErr!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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              El Corazon
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              Dalek Dave wrote:

              If you take sleep out of the equation I spend more time in the office than with my wife!

              OMG!!! You should not have said this!!! Because of the current situation work/gymnastics-training(for my step-son) I see my wife only on weekends....

              _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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              • CPalliniC CPallini

                They do. Even scientists produce 'massaged-data'. :)

                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                [My articles]

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                CPallini wrote:

                They do. Even scientists produce 'massaged-data'.

                They still do not lie.... they are simply rearranged and then produce a much easier misunderstanding.... :)

                _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  As an accountant I have ample experience of 'Presenting values in the appropriate manner'. Read into that what you will!

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave

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                  Joe Simes
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                  Numbers don't lie ... accountants do! ;)

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                  • E El Corazon

                    CPallini wrote:

                    They do. Even scientists produce 'massaged-data'.

                    They still do not lie.... they are simply rearranged and then produce a much easier misunderstanding.... :)

                    _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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                    Looks like you are a promising scientist. :)

                    If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                    This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                    [My articles]

                    In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                    • CPalliniC CPallini

                      Looks like you are a promising scientist. :)

                      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                      [My articles]

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                      CPallini wrote:

                      Looks like you are a promising scientist.

                      Naw.... just lots of experience with the DoD. ;P

                      _________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....

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