SBJOTD [modified]
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*Slightly* Better JOTD A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie are having a drink in America. “You know", says the Scotsman: "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth one for you." "Well", says the Englishman: "at my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhhhh, that's nothing," says the Aussie: "Back home in Sydney there's Bruce's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, and it is all on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Aussie's claims. But the Aussie swears every word is true. "Well," says the Englishman: "has this actually happened to you?" "Not me personally," says the Aussie: "But it did happen to my sister."
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
modified on Friday, July 9, 2010 8:40 AM
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*Slightly* Better JOTD A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie are having a drink in America. “You know", says the Scotsman: "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth one for you." "Well", says the Englishman: "at my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhhhh, that's nothing," says the Aussie: "Back home in Sydney there's Bruce's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, and it is all on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Aussie's claims. But the Aussie swears every word is true. "Well," says the Englishman: "has this actually happened to you?" "Not me personally," says the Aussie: "But it did happen to my sister."
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
modified on Friday, July 9, 2010 8:40 AM
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*Slightly* Better JOTD A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie are having a drink in America. “You know", says the Scotsman: "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth one for you." "Well", says the Englishman: "at my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhhhh, that's nothing," says the Aussie: "Back home in Sydney there's Bruce's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, and it is all on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Aussie's claims. But the Aussie swears every word is true. "Well," says the Englishman: "has this actually happened to you?" "Not me personally," says the Aussie: "But it did happen to my sister."
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
modified on Friday, July 9, 2010 8:40 AM
Actually, that does work as an FJOTD.
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*Slightly* Better JOTD A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie are having a drink in America. “You know", says the Scotsman: "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth one for you." "Well", says the Englishman: "at my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhhhh, that's nothing," says the Aussie: "Back home in Sydney there's Bruce's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, and it is all on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Aussie's claims. But the Aussie swears every word is true. "Well," says the Englishman: "has this actually happened to you?" "Not me personally," says the Aussie: "But it did happen to my sister."
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
modified on Friday, July 9, 2010 8:40 AM
Easily the best joke in a while: :thumbsup:
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*Slightly* Better JOTD A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie are having a drink in America. “You know", says the Scotsman: "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth one for you." "Well", says the Englishman: "at my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhhhh, that's nothing," says the Aussie: "Back home in Sydney there's Bruce's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, and it is all on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Aussie's claims. But the Aussie swears every word is true. "Well," says the Englishman: "has this actually happened to you?" "Not me personally," says the Aussie: "But it did happen to my sister."
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
modified on Friday, July 9, 2010 8:40 AM
Wasn't this done with Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman a few weeks back?
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How do you dare to post a good joke I didn't know yet in the lounge? :mad: 5! :D
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*Slightly* Better JOTD A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie are having a drink in America. “You know", says the Scotsman: "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a little bar called McTavish's. Now the landlord there goes out of his way for the locals so much that when you buy four drinks he will buy the fifth one for you." "Well", says the Englishman: "at my local pub, the Red Lion, the barman there will buy you your third drink after you buy the first two." "Ahhhhh, that's nothing," says the Aussie: "Back home in Sydney there's Bruce's Bar. Now the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough drinks they'll take you upstairs and see that you get laid, and it is all on the house." The Englishman and Scotsman immediately scorn the Aussie's claims. But the Aussie swears every word is true. "Well," says the Englishman: "has this actually happened to you?" "Not me personally," says the Aussie: "But it did happen to my sister."
Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
modified on Friday, July 9, 2010 8:40 AM
Not new, but good.