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    like this so thought id repost it from reddit original post http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cnwkd/programming_husband/[^] A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6. OK, hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread? They had eggs

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      like this so thought id repost it from reddit original post http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cnwkd/programming_husband/[^] A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6. OK, hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread? They had eggs

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      Brady Kelly
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      Brilliant!!! :beer:

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        like this so thought id repost it from reddit original post http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cnwkd/programming_husband/[^] A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6. OK, hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread? They had eggs

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        Lost User
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        It took a few seconds to follow the code. :laugh:

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          like this so thought id repost it from reddit original post http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cnwkd/programming_husband/[^] A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6. OK, hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread? They had eggs

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          Amar Chaudhary
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          No exception must be vb ;P

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            like this so thought id repost it from reddit original post http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cnwkd/programming_husband/[^] A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6. OK, hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread? They had eggs

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            peterchen
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            He should have bought seven.

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              like this so thought id repost it from reddit original post http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cnwkd/programming_husband/[^] A woman asks her husband, a programmer, to go shopping: Dear, please, go to the nearby grocery store to buy some bread. Also, if they have eggs, buy 6. OK, hun. Twenty minutes later the husband comes back bringing 6 loaves of bread. His wife is flabbergasted: Dear, why on earth did you buy 6 loaves of bread? They had eggs

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              Richard Blythe
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              :laugh: Love it! BTW, how well would that joke go over if it was a female programmer? (Why can't us men every get by with a "duh" joke on women?)

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                :laugh: Love it! BTW, how well would that joke go over if it was a female programmer? (Why can't us men every get by with a "duh" joke on women?)

                The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.

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                You can do it, but it's sexist since it's about a female. ;P Racist if you're white, sexist if you're male.

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