Bubba's Computer
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Bubba is from the deep south. He has just created the world's first redneck computer. Here's it's description: a) The case is rusted on the sides. b) Monitor's up on blocks. c) The six front keys are rotted out. d) Password is of course: "Bubba" Here's some of the operating system messages: 1. Ya reckon you want to save that there file? (Yep/Nope) 2. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 3. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT thatun! 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 5. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 6. Access denied, nah nah na nah nah! 7. C:\ Bad command or file name! Bad bad bad. What can bubba do to make his system even better?
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
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Bubba is from the deep south. He has just created the world's first redneck computer. Here's it's description: a) The case is rusted on the sides. b) Monitor's up on blocks. c) The six front keys are rotted out. d) Password is of course: "Bubba" Here's some of the operating system messages: 1. Ya reckon you want to save that there file? (Yep/Nope) 2. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 3. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT thatun! 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 5. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 6. Access denied, nah nah na nah nah! 7. C:\ Bad command or file name! Bad bad bad. What can bubba do to make his system even better?
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
Put a bottle opener on the side.
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Bubba is from the deep south. He has just created the world's first redneck computer. Here's it's description: a) The case is rusted on the sides. b) Monitor's up on blocks. c) The six front keys are rotted out. d) Password is of course: "Bubba" Here's some of the operating system messages: 1. Ya reckon you want to save that there file? (Yep/Nope) 2. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 3. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT thatun! 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 5. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 6. Access denied, nah nah na nah nah! 7. C:\ Bad command or file name! Bad bad bad. What can bubba do to make his system even better?
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
Quit insulting my relatives, I represent that.
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Bubba is from the deep south. He has just created the world's first redneck computer. Here's it's description: a) The case is rusted on the sides. b) Monitor's up on blocks. c) The six front keys are rotted out. d) Password is of course: "Bubba" Here's some of the operating system messages: 1. Ya reckon you want to save that there file? (Yep/Nope) 2. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 3. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT thatun! 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 5. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 6. Access denied, nah nah na nah nah! 7. C:\ Bad command or file name! Bad bad bad. What can bubba do to make his system even better?
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
put Intel I7 processor ;)
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Bubba is from the deep south. He has just created the world's first redneck computer. Here's it's description: a) The case is rusted on the sides. b) Monitor's up on blocks. c) The six front keys are rotted out. d) Password is of course: "Bubba" Here's some of the operating system messages: 1. Ya reckon you want to save that there file? (Yep/Nope) 2. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 3. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT thatun! 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 5. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 6. Access denied, nah nah na nah nah! 7. C:\ Bad command or file name! Bad bad bad. What can bubba do to make his system even better?
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
The cooling system doubles as a still :laugh:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Bubba is from the deep south. He has just created the world's first redneck computer. Here's it's description: a) The case is rusted on the sides. b) Monitor's up on blocks. c) The six front keys are rotted out. d) Password is of course: "Bubba" Here's some of the operating system messages: 1. Ya reckon you want to save that there file? (Yep/Nope) 2. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 3. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT thatun! 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 5. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 6. Access denied, nah nah na nah nah! 7. C:\ Bad command or file name! Bad bad bad. What can bubba do to make his system even better?
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
Does it have a teen-aged motherboard?
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Bubba is from the deep south. He has just created the world's first redneck computer. Here's it's description: a) The case is rusted on the sides. b) Monitor's up on blocks. c) The six front keys are rotted out. d) Password is of course: "Bubba" Here's some of the operating system messages: 1. Ya reckon you want to save that there file? (Yep/Nope) 2. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 3. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT thatun! 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 5. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 6. Access denied, nah nah na nah nah! 7. C:\ Bad command or file name! Bad bad bad. What can bubba do to make his system even better?
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
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((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth EditionThe heat sink is a barbecue.
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Bubba is from the deep south. He has just created the world's first redneck computer. Here's it's description: a) The case is rusted on the sides. b) Monitor's up on blocks. c) The six front keys are rotted out. d) Password is of course: "Bubba" Here's some of the operating system messages: 1. Ya reckon you want to save that there file? (Yep/Nope) 2. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 3. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT thatun! 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 5. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 6. Access denied, nah nah na nah nah! 7. C:\ Bad command or file name! Bad bad bad. What can bubba do to make his system even better?
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
The system should be ethanol cooled, and make its own coolant. The cup holder should always be extended to accept a beer. The CPU heat sink should be large enough to hold (and cook) a whole hog. It should run on a 12 volt truck battery. The function keys should be renamed "yep", "nope", "ask yore mama" etc. And it should run Winders...
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
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Bubba is from the deep south. He has just created the world's first redneck computer. Here's it's description: a) The case is rusted on the sides. b) Monitor's up on blocks. c) The six front keys are rotted out. d) Password is of course: "Bubba" Here's some of the operating system messages: 1. Ya reckon you want to save that there file? (Yep/Nope) 2. ... File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 3. Press any key... no, no, no, NOT thatun! 4. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit... 5. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue..... 6. Access denied, nah nah na nah nah! 7. C:\ Bad command or file name! Bad bad bad. What can bubba do to make his system even better?
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
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With friendly greetings,:) Eric Goedhart
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Does it have a teen-aged motherboard?
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The system should be ethanol cooled, and make its own coolant. The cup holder should always be extended to accept a beer. The CPU heat sink should be large enough to hold (and cook) a whole hog. It should run on a 12 volt truck battery. The function keys should be renamed "yep", "nope", "ask yore mama" etc. And it should run Winders...
"A Journey of a Thousand Rest Stops Begins with a Single Movement"
Roger Wright wrote:
And it should run Winders...
I love it! Also it has a permanent netflix subscription to watch jeff foxworthy.
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
