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How to play Golf!!!

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    Sandeep Mewara
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    A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing as well as they would like, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says: "No, no, no -- you are gripping the club way too hard!" "What should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replies, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast." The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight down the fairway. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. After the pro watches her swing, he says: "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What should I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, about 35 feet. "That was great," the pro says, "Nice and gentle. Now take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to."

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      A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them is playing as well as they would like, so they decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says: "No, no, no -- you are gripping the club way too hard!" "What should I do?" asks the man. "Hold the club gently," the pro replies, "just like you'd hold your wife's breast." The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and POW! He hits the ball 250 yards straight down the fairway. The next day the wife goes for her lesson. After the pro watches her swing, he says: "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard." "What should I do?" asks the wife. "Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The wife listens carefully to the pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP. The ball goes straight down the fairway, about 35 feet. "That was great," the pro says, "Nice and gentle. Now take the club out of your mouth and swing it like you're supposed to."

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      At least 235 years old and reposted several dozen times. In the last year.

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        At least 235 years old and reposted several dozen times. In the last year.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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        Sandeep Mewara
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        Generally I take it as people say here. No issue. But, Is it wrong to post something that I had not seen in last 4-5 months? After all, not all memebers are that old here! Further, i did search the text before posting. I am sorry, but I couldn't find even a single similar post ever posted here in CP. And if any is there as you say, then blame it on CP search. You used your freedom of speech, shared your view, downvoted me - all is fine and I respect it. But we should have some right to post which we have seen/read for first time. Shouldn't we? Is it that it's for a fixed audience (and old members only!) and so...we need to think, search and then also dare we post! You or anyone can downvote me again for posting this.

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          Generally I take it as people say here. No issue. But, Is it wrong to post something that I had not seen in last 4-5 months? After all, not all memebers are that old here! Further, i did search the text before posting. I am sorry, but I couldn't find even a single similar post ever posted here in CP. And if any is there as you say, then blame it on CP search. You used your freedom of speech, shared your view, downvoted me - all is fine and I respect it. But we should have some right to post which we have seen/read for first time. Shouldn't we? Is it that it's for a fixed audience (and old members only!) and so...we need to think, search and then also dare we post! You or anyone can downvote me again for posting this.

          modified on Saturday, July 31, 2010 3:56 AM

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          Tim Craig
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          digital man seems to have appointed himself the humor czar in here. :doh:

          Once you agree to clans, tribes, governments...you've opted for socialism. The rest is just details.

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            digital man seems to have appointed himself the humor czar in here. :doh:

            Once you agree to clans, tribes, governments...you've opted for socialism. The rest is just details.

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            Fuck me, just pointing out that it was old as the hills: maybe time for some fresh humor or, better still, a jokes forum. Talk about abuse of freedom of speech - it's alright to post an old joke, but not point out that it is?

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              Fuck me, just pointing out that it was old as the hills: maybe time for some fresh humor or, better still, a jokes forum. Talk about abuse of freedom of speech - it's alright to post an old joke, but not point out that it is?

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              RichardM1
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              Haven't you posted this complaint about thirty times in the last three months? It's getting old, give it a rest! ;)

              Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                Haven't you posted this complaint about thirty times in the last three months? It's getting old, give it a rest! ;)

                Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                R Giskard Reventlov
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                No: only when I see a shite joke being posted that is older even than you.

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  At least 235 years old and reposted several dozen times. In the last year.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                  Rick York
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                  PROVE IT ! If you can't provide at least one link to a previous post of this then you have no basis to make such a comment.

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