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  • K Kubajzz

    Somewhere in eastern europe: "The guys in the Soviet Union started growing corn and their corn is like streetlamps!" "That's amazing, they are always ahead of us! Like streetlamps? Is it that high or that strong?" "Uh... No, no, just the density is the same..."

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    Kubajzz wrote:

    Somewhere in eastern europe

    What's a streetlamp? :-D

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      Somewhere in eastern europe: "The guys in the Soviet Union started growing corn and their corn is like streetlamps!" "That's amazing, they are always ahead of us! Like streetlamps? Is it that high or that strong?" "Uh... No, no, just the density is the same..."

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Wow. I can actually hear brain cells dying. Somewhere in the world, a fluffy little kitten just died as a result of your post. So, I beg of you, for the sake of all the fluffy little kittens, please feel free not to post any more of these.

      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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        Wow. I can actually hear brain cells dying. Somewhere in the world, a fluffy little kitten just died as a result of your post. So, I beg of you, for the sake of all the fluffy little kittens, please feel free not to post any more of these.

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        Kubajzz
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        I'm sorry for those dead fluffy little kittens... Ok, maybe you guys just don't understand this kind of humor. (Yes, believe it or not, it was suppossed to be a joke!) My apologies. This is strange anyway, I really thought it was absolutely hillarious...

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        • K Kubajzz

          I'm sorry for those dead fluffy little kittens... Ok, maybe you guys just don't understand this kind of humor. (Yes, believe it or not, it was suppossed to be a joke!) My apologies. This is strange anyway, I really thought it was absolutely hillarious...

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          there is a joke icon message type you can use to make it clearer to everyone...............you should use that next time.

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            Wow. I can actually hear brain cells dying. Somewhere in the world, a fluffy little kitten just died as a result of your post. So, I beg of you, for the sake of all the fluffy little kittens, please feel free not to post any more of these.

            "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

            As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            Keith Barrow
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            Harsh, but fair. More interesting than the notes I'm preparing on exception handling in VB X| in any case.

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              there is a joke icon message type you can use to make it clearer to everyone...............you should use that next time.

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              Luc Pattyn
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              The joke icon is for good jokes only (i.e. the ones that don't need an icon at all). What we need is a new message icon for really bad jokes. It could very well be based on this one: :((

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              • K Keith Barrow

                Harsh, but fair. More interesting than the notes I'm preparing on exception handling in VB X| in any case.

                ragnaroknrol The Internet is For Porn[^]
                Pete o'Hanlon: If it wasn't insulting tools, I'd say you were dumber than a bag of spanners.

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                Andy Brummer
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                Keith Barrow wrote:

                More interesting than the notes I'm preparing on exception handling in VB in any case.

                Isn't that just 4 words?

                I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                  Keith Barrow wrote:

                  More interesting than the notes I'm preparing on exception handling in VB in any case.

                  Isn't that just 4 words?

                  I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                  Dr Walt Fair PE
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                  Yep, I think it's 4 words, no more: "Holy sh*t, it crashed."

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                    Yep, I think it's 4 words, no more: "Holy sh*t, it crashed."

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                    Andy Brummer
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                    I was thinking "On Error Resume Next", but that works too. :laugh:

                    I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                      More interesting than the notes I'm preparing on exception handling in VB in any case.

                      Isn't that just 4 words?

                      I can imagine the sinking feeling one would have after ordering my book, only to find a laughably ridiculous theory with demented logic once the book arrives - Mark McCutcheon

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Depends how many of them are swear words.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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