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Irish Joke of the day - Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.
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Irish Joke of the day - Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.
Now that's a joke worthy of reading to the end, regardless of it's age! Thank-you.
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Irish Joke of the day - Two Irishmen, Patrick & Michael, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Patrick stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of Patrick, a genie came forth. This particular genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought to the matter, Patrick blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into Guinness!" The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest brew ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of Guinness on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances. Michael looked disgustedly at Patrick whose wish had been granted. After a long, tension-filled moment, he spoke: "Nice going Patrick! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick - Silverlight *.XCP files. Visit the Hindi forum here.
That's old, even older than Guinness... :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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Now that's a joke worthy of reading to the end, regardless of it's age! Thank-you.
hammerstein05 wrote:
Now that's a joke worthy of reading to the end, regardless of it's age!
And the good news is that it can be read on 25,000 other web pages, too!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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hammerstein05 wrote:
Now that's a joke worthy of reading to the end, regardless of it's age!
And the good news is that it can be read on 25,000 other web pages, too!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
But someone else went through the effort of searching those sites and pasting it in here. Codeproject is a joke aggregator that you're highly unlikely to get spyware and crap installed on your machine from. Someone else went through the pain / effort. And besides, sometimes the responses to the jokes and the puns it spawns are far more entertaining than what was originally written.
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But someone else went through the effort of searching those sites and pasting it in here. Codeproject is a joke aggregator that you're highly unlikely to get spyware and crap installed on your machine from. Someone else went through the pain / effort. And besides, sometimes the responses to the jokes and the puns it spawns are far more entertaining than what was originally written.
hammerstein05 wrote:
Codeproject is a joke aggregator
I must have missed that bit on the entry page. ... Probably because I was too busy looking at things to do with code and projects.
hammerstein05 wrote:
And besides, sometimes the responses to the jokes and the puns it spawns are far more entertaining than what was originally written.
So the jokes themselves aren't needed. Ipso facto, I rest my case. Wanna buy a car?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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That's old, even older than Guinness... :)
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]
