Doctor's advice!!!
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After marrying a younger woman, a middle-aged man finds that no matter what he does in the sack, she never achieves orgasm. So he visits his doctor for advice. "Maybe fantasy is the solution," says the doctor: "Why not hire a strapping young man and, while you two are making love, have him wave a towel over you? Make sure he's totally naked - that way your wife can fantasize her way to a full-blown orgasm." Optimistic, he returns home and hires a handsome young escort. But it's no use, even when the stud stands naked, waving the towel, the wife remains unsatisfied. Perplexed, the man returns to his doctor. "Try reversing it for a while," says the doctor: "Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." And so he returns home to try again - this time, waving the towel as the same escort pumps away enthusiastically. Soon, the wife has an enormous, screaming orgasm. Smiling, the husband drops the towel and taps the young man on the shoulder. "You see?" he shouts triumphantly: "That's how you wave a towel!"
modified on Tuesday, August 3, 2010 2:31 PM
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After marrying a younger woman, a middle-aged man finds that no matter what he does in the sack, she never achieves orgasm. So he visits his doctor for advice. "Maybe fantasy is the solution," says the doctor: "Why not hire a strapping young man and, while you two are making love, have him wave a towel over you? Make sure he's totally naked - that way your wife can fantasize her way to a full-blown orgasm." Optimistic, he returns home and hires a handsome young escort. But it's no use, even when the stud stands naked, waving the towel, the wife remains unsatisfied. Perplexed, the man returns to his doctor. "Try reversing it for a while," says the doctor: "Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." And so he returns home to try again - this time, waving the towel as the same escort pumps away enthusiastically. Soon, the wife has an enormous, screaming orgasm. Smiling, the husband drops the towel and taps the young man on the shoulder. "You see?" he shouts triumphantly: "That's how you wave a towel!"
modified on Tuesday, August 3, 2010 2:31 PM
Huh? I don't get it.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
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After marrying a younger woman, a middle-aged man finds that no matter what he does in the sack, she never achieves orgasm. So he visits his doctor for advice. "Maybe fantasy is the solution," says the doctor: "Why not hire a strapping young man and, while you two are making love, have him wave a towel over you? Make sure he's totally naked - that way your wife can fantasize her way to a full-blown orgasm." Optimistic, he returns home and hires a handsome young escort. But it's no use, even when the stud stands naked, waving the towel, the wife remains unsatisfied. Perplexed, the man returns to his doctor. "Try reversing it for a while," says the doctor: "Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them." And so he returns home to try again - this time, waving the towel as the same escort pumps away enthusiastically. Soon, the wife has an enormous, screaming orgasm. Smiling, the husband drops the towel and taps the young man on the shoulder. "You see?" he shouts triumphantly: "That's how you wave a towel!"
modified on Tuesday, August 3, 2010 2:31 PM
Ultra old, but it is nice
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Huh? I don't get it.
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)
Stop supplying the wife's lines.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
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Ultra old, but it is nice
[www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.
The original version was with an old English Lord, the Lady and John holding the lamp. This version with the towel is better tho.
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Stop supplying the wife's lines.
"WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith
As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.
Brillant! :-D
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) After all is said and done, much is said and little is done.