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  • M Mladen Jankovic

    And he forgot to mention the jocks under shower, he's obsessed by them as I remember.

    [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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    Pete OHanlon
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    Indeed, and I shall soon be visiting the lovely ladies in question (if they let me over the border).

    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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    • H Henry Minute

      Perhapsolutely.

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      Luc Pattyn
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      inconspicuously? :doh:

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      • L Luc Pattyn

        so you did forget the flying helmet and the wet celery? :-\

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        Pete OHanlon
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        I thought you'd take them as read.

        "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

        As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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        • P Pete OHanlon

          Well, you do after that night with the cucumber, kumquat, spaniel and the massed bands of the Grenadier Guards.

          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          Henry Minute
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          She's not known as timpani Ali for nothing you know. She has always had a deep interest in musicians.

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          • B Bassam Abdul Baki

            Joan Murt wrote:

            (feeling curious)

            I'm Curious. :)

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            Henry Minute
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            Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

            I'm curious.

            Ah, yes but are you yellow?

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

              I'm curious.

              Ah, yes but are you yellow?

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              Bassam Abdul Baki
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              :confused:

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              • L LittleYellowBird

                How could I forget that night? :cool: BTW those fish nets and stilettos really suited you :)

                Ali

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Thanks. I hope I didn't ruin them for you when you put them back on?

                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                • H Henry Minute

                  Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                  I'm curious.

                  Ah, yes but are you yellow?

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  Henry Minute wrote:

                  Ah, yes but are you yellow?

                  Is he mellow? That's right.

                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                  • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                    :confused:

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                    Henry Minute
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                    Google for 'I am curious Yellow'. Possibly NSFW depending if images are involved.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Henry Minute wrote:

                      Ah, yes but are you yellow?

                      Is he mellow? That's right.

                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      Henry Minute
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                      If he is yellow he might be a Sunshine Superman.

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      • H Henry Minute

                        Google for 'I am curious Yellow'. Possibly NSFW depending if images are involved.

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        Bassam Abdul Baki
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                        Mine was a joke. She said she was feeling curious. I said that I am curious (as in my name is Curious).

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                        • H Henry Minute

                          If he is yellow he might be a Sunshine Superman.

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          You're mistaking him for the hurdy gurdy man.

                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          • B Bassam Abdul Baki

                            Mine was a joke. She said she was feeling curious. I said that I am curious (as in my name is Curious).

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                            Henry Minute
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                            Yes, I got that. Sorry for the confusion. It just brought the film I referred to above to my memory. No offence meant. :)

                            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                            • H Henry Minute

                              Yes, I got that. Sorry for the confusion. It just brought the film I referred to above to my memory. No offence meant. :)

                              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                              Bassam Abdul Baki
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                              Henry Minute wrote:

                              No offence meant.

                              None taken. Just wasn't sure since people don't assume something is funny unless they see the joke icon. :)

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                              • P Pete OHanlon

                                It's so that boring people don't feel lonely. They can "converse" in shortened form with other boring people about the things that really matter to them during the day. "Got up" "Am at toilet." "Brushing my teeth." "Hmmm. Forgot I haven't had breakfast brush teeth again later." "Which socks shall I wear?" Even trainspotters have to feel superior to somebody.

                                "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                You know it's not necessarily like that, which is why you control your 'timeline' and whom you receive tweets from. Personally, I find it a great way to keep informed on specific topics. For me, it's hockey. A lot of tv commentators, writers or bloggers post updates or links to new content so you don't have to hit 45 websites to view new content or be informed about news in a timely manner. Personally, I think it's good. Oh and follow twitter.com/thecodeproject, pretty good updates there too!

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  You're mistaking him for the hurdy gurdy man.

                                  "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                  As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  Henry Minute
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                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  You're mistaking him for the hurdy gurdy man.

                                  Or his assistant, Jennifer Juniper. That's my lot, without googling. Can't think of a way to get Barabajagal into a pun. :)

                                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                  • P Pete OHanlon

                                    Thanks. I hope I didn't ruin them for you when you put them back on?

                                    "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                    As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

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                                    LittleYellowBird
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                                    Now you come to mention it, they are a bit saggy round the, eeerrrmm, knees now.

                                    Ali

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                                    • L LittleYellowBird

                                      Now you come to mention it, they are a bit saggy round the, eeerrrmm, knees now.

                                      Ali

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      I'm blessed baby. Size 13 feet.

                                      "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                      As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                      • L LittleYellowBird

                                        Now you come to mention it, they are a bit saggy round the, eeerrrmm, knees now.

                                        Ali

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                                        LittleYellowBird
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                                        :sigh: I got a one for that ........ obviously someone that has never worn tights - they always go saggy round the knees!

                                        Ali

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                                        • L LittleYellowBird

                                          :sigh: I got a one for that ........ obviously someone that has never worn tights - they always go saggy round the knees!

                                          Ali

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                                          Pete OHanlon
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                                          I didn't give you 1 for that. I've compensated with a 5.

                                          "WPF has many lovers. It's a veritable porn star!" - Josh Smith

                                          As Braveheart once said, "You can take our freedom but you'll never take our Hobnobs!" - Martin Hughes.

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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