The Hospital
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Anyone catch the episode of 'The Hospital' last night? For those of you not resident in the UK, it's a documentary of typical life in the NHS. Yesterdays episode was about the rise in cosemetic surgery being funded by Primary Care Trusts. There was a girl who caught my attention, nineteen year old Missy (I have no idea what her name was). She said that she would do anything to have bigger breasts - even, and I quote: "Y'know I would, like, do anything like, like, eat a spider; and my freind Jenny said Oh my god, like, you wayyy want them more then me, like." After a consultation with the Doctor, who told her that there was "no way" she would get an operation after which she told the Doctor to "shut up", and that she would "complain". I swear this country is turning into a big Chav estate. We have one living next door, and she's breeding. You watch, soon they'll be living next to you. :sigh:
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Anyone catch the episode of 'The Hospital' last night? For those of you not resident in the UK, it's a documentary of typical life in the NHS. Yesterdays episode was about the rise in cosemetic surgery being funded by Primary Care Trusts. There was a girl who caught my attention, nineteen year old Missy (I have no idea what her name was). She said that she would do anything to have bigger breasts - even, and I quote: "Y'know I would, like, do anything like, like, eat a spider; and my freind Jenny said Oh my god, like, you wayyy want them more then me, like." After a consultation with the Doctor, who told her that there was "no way" she would get an operation after which she told the Doctor to "shut up", and that she would "complain". I swear this country is turning into a big Chav estate. We have one living next door, and she's breeding. You watch, soon they'll be living next to you. :sigh:
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Anyone catch the episode of 'The Hospital' last night? For those of you not resident in the UK, it's a documentary of typical life in the NHS. Yesterdays episode was about the rise in cosemetic surgery being funded by Primary Care Trusts. There was a girl who caught my attention, nineteen year old Missy (I have no idea what her name was). She said that she would do anything to have bigger breasts - even, and I quote: "Y'know I would, like, do anything like, like, eat a spider; and my freind Jenny said Oh my god, like, you wayyy want them more then me, like." After a consultation with the Doctor, who told her that there was "no way" she would get an operation after which she told the Doctor to "shut up", and that she would "complain". I swear this country is turning into a big Chav estate. We have one living next door, and she's breeding. You watch, soon they'll be living next to you. :sigh:
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
1.21 Gigawatts wrote:
You watch, soon they'll be living next to you.
Soon? Can't wait to move. Now if only I could sell the house...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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pompeyboy3 wrote:
Well if they eat spiders to make their breasts bigger then maybe it aint so bad?
But then she would have to swallow a bird, how absurd, to eat a bird. She swallowed the bird to eat the spider, that wriggled and...etc
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Anyone catch the episode of 'The Hospital' last night? For those of you not resident in the UK, it's a documentary of typical life in the NHS. Yesterdays episode was about the rise in cosemetic surgery being funded by Primary Care Trusts. There was a girl who caught my attention, nineteen year old Missy (I have no idea what her name was). She said that she would do anything to have bigger breasts - even, and I quote: "Y'know I would, like, do anything like, like, eat a spider; and my freind Jenny said Oh my god, like, you wayyy want them more then me, like." After a consultation with the Doctor, who told her that there was "no way" she would get an operation after which she told the Doctor to "shut up", and that she would "complain". I swear this country is turning into a big Chav estate. We have one living next door, and she's breeding. You watch, soon they'll be living next to you. :sigh:
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Oh I'd pay good money to see her eat say... a Brazilian Wandering Spider[^]
Ohhh what a good idea :)
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Anyone catch the episode of 'The Hospital' last night? For those of you not resident in the UK, it's a documentary of typical life in the NHS. Yesterdays episode was about the rise in cosemetic surgery being funded by Primary Care Trusts. There was a girl who caught my attention, nineteen year old Missy (I have no idea what her name was). She said that she would do anything to have bigger breasts - even, and I quote: "Y'know I would, like, do anything like, like, eat a spider; and my freind Jenny said Oh my god, like, you wayyy want them more then me, like." After a consultation with the Doctor, who told her that there was "no way" she would get an operation after which she told the Doctor to "shut up", and that she would "complain". I swear this country is turning into a big Chav estate. We have one living next door, and she's breeding. You watch, soon they'll be living next to you. :sigh:
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" ~ Albert Einstein "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
Someone should suggest to her that she could simply rub a wad of toilet paper between her breast repeatedly. It seems to work wonders on the enlargement of womens butts, so I don't see any reason it wouldn't work on breasts as well. That said, given your description of her she sounds like the worlds only living brain donor. //L
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote:
You watch, soon they'll be living next to you.
Soon? Can't wait to move. Now if only I could sell the house...
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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digital man wrote:
Now if only I could sell the house...
I feel your pain. :sigh:
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LunaticFringe wrote:
I feel your pain.
and it is exactly that. Recently changed agent. That helped. Not. Going to leave it with them until the end of September: if it hasn't sold by then it comes off the market until the world gets back to normal. So, never, then, probably. :-)
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me