Johnny learns Politics!!!
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Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now." "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
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Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now." "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."
Sandeep Mewara wrote:
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:
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Sandeep Mewara wrote:
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:
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Oh really? Do you think I'm going to take a hardcore alcoholic like yourself seriously? I'm surprised you are able to type.
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Oh really? Do you think I'm going to take a hardcore alcoholic like yourself seriously? I'm surprised you are able to type.
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I haven't done anything but caffeine and nicotine for the longest time. Yes, I do think my choice of drugs is better. Alcohol is one of the most harmful substances next to barbiturates and opiates.
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Sandeep Mewara wrote:
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:
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Is all this swearing and name calling really necessary? The OP posted a joke not a true story or his view of the world. If all you can do is insult people for not agreeing with everything you say / post then I fear you'll never make much off your life. There are always people who won't agree with you.
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Is all this swearing and name calling really necessary? The OP posted a joke not a true story or his view of the world. If all you can do is insult people for not agreeing with everything you say / post then I fear you'll never make much off your life. There are always people who won't agree with you.
He has been told often enough but lacks the ability to learn. This is why he delivers pizza and lives with his mummy.
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He has been told often enough but lacks the ability to learn. This is why he delivers pizza and lives with his mummy.
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HEY!!!! I live with my mommy as well you know (at least for another couple months until I finished renovating my apartment ;P ) ;P
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HEY!!!! I live with my mommy as well you know (at least for another couple months until I finished renovating my apartment ;P ) ;P
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Yes, but he does because he is tied to her apron strings.
To much information
Dalek Dave wrote:
You are doing it as a temporary measure.
Yeah and it's getting on my nervs as hell, can't wait to move into my apartment and get some peace and quite.
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Sandeep Mewara wrote:
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:
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Why don't you go play on the freeway, you moronic waste of pulse. Roughly seven and a quarter million people think you are the worlds only living brain donor, and that's just counting codeproject members. I find it repulsive that you claim habitat in the same species as the rest of us. You say you don't do drugs? In that case, may I humbly suggest you start doing a lot of it. Preferably too much. //L
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Sandeep Mewara wrote:
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:
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CaptainSeeSharp wrote:
What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep sh*t and the future is being ignored.
This may be true but as pointed out the original was just a joke.
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Oh really? Do you think I'm going to take a hardcore alcoholic like yourself seriously? I'm surprised you are able to type.
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Sandeep Mewara wrote:
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:
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That's pretty ironic coming from someone who couldn't find there own ass to wipe it without a map tattooed on their thigh...
Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett
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That's pretty ironic coming from someone who couldn't find there own ass to wipe it without a map tattooed on their thigh...
Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett
That message would have been better suited for Delek the Drunk. He is a lard bucket and really does have a hard time finding the right crevasse of his ass.
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Why don't you go play on the freeway, you moronic waste of pulse. Roughly seven and a quarter million people think you are the worlds only living brain donor, and that's just counting codeproject members. I find it repulsive that you claim habitat in the same species as the rest of us. You say you don't do drugs? In that case, may I humbly suggest you start doing a lot of it. Preferably too much. //L
I'll leave the suicide to the left wing government supporting freaks.
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I haven't done anything but caffeine and nicotine for the longest time. Yes, I do think my choice of drugs is better. Alcohol is one of the most harmful substances next to barbiturates and opiates.
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Is all this swearing and name calling really necessary? The OP posted a joke not a true story or his view of the world. If all you can do is insult people for not agreeing with everything you say / post then I fear you'll never make much off your life. There are always people who won't agree with you.
Tom Deketelaere wrote:
There are always people who won't agree with you.
No, you're wrong.
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Why don't you go play on the freeway, you moronic waste of pulse. Roughly seven and a quarter million people think you are the worlds only living brain donor, and that's just counting codeproject members. I find it repulsive that you claim habitat in the same species as the rest of us. You say you don't do drugs? In that case, may I humbly suggest you start doing a lot of it. Preferably too much. //L
Media2r wrote:
you are the worlds only living brain donor
You said that about the chav who wanted bigger tits in the thread lower down.