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  • D Dalek Dave

    Yes, but he does because he is tied to her apron strings. You are doing it as a temporary measure.

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    Tom Deketelaere
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Yes, but he does because he is tied to her apron strings.

    To much information

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    You are doing it as a temporary measure.

    Yeah and it's getting on my nervs as hell, can't wait to move into my apartment and get some peace and quite.

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    • C CaptainSeeSharp

      Sandeep Mewara wrote:

      The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

      What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:

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      Media2r
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      Why don't you go play on the freeway, you moronic waste of pulse. Roughly seven and a quarter million people think you are the worlds only living brain donor, and that's just counting codeproject members. I find it repulsive that you claim habitat in the same species as the rest of us. You say you don't do drugs? In that case, may I humbly suggest you start doing a lot of it. Preferably too much. //L

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      • C CaptainSeeSharp

        Sandeep Mewara wrote:

        The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

        What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:

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        Corporal Agarn
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        CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

        What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep sh*t and the future is being ignored.

        This may be true but as pointed out the original was just a joke.

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        • C CaptainSeeSharp

          Oh really? Do you think I'm going to take a hardcore alcoholic like yourself seriously? I'm surprised you are able to type.

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          Yayozama
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          Oh really? Do you think I'm going to take a hardcore alcoholic drug addict leech like yourself seriously? I'm surprised you are able to type breath.

          That should be the default answer to your posts.

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          • C CaptainSeeSharp

            Sandeep Mewara wrote:

            The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

            What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:

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            Rhys Gravell
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            That's pretty ironic coming from someone who couldn't find there own ass to wipe it without a map tattooed on their thigh...

            Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett

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            • R Rhys Gravell

              That's pretty ironic coming from someone who couldn't find there own ass to wipe it without a map tattooed on their thigh...

              Rhys "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it" They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance." Terry Pratchett

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              CaptainSeeSharp
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              That message would have been better suited for Delek the Drunk. He is a lard bucket and really does have a hard time finding the right crevasse of his ass.

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              • M Media2r

                Why don't you go play on the freeway, you moronic waste of pulse. Roughly seven and a quarter million people think you are the worlds only living brain donor, and that's just counting codeproject members. I find it repulsive that you claim habitat in the same species as the rest of us. You say you don't do drugs? In that case, may I humbly suggest you start doing a lot of it. Preferably too much. //L

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                CaptainSeeSharp
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                I'll leave the suicide to the left wing government supporting freaks.

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                • C CaptainSeeSharp

                  I haven't done anything but caffeine and nicotine for the longest time. Yes, I do think my choice of drugs is better. Alcohol is one of the most harmful substances next to barbiturates and opiates.

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                  RichardM1
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                  CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                  I haven't done anything but caffeine and nicotine for the longest time.

                  Just goes to show - stopping use does not undo all the effects.

                  Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                  • T Tom Deketelaere

                    Is all this swearing and name calling really necessary? The OP posted a joke not a true story or his view of the world. If all you can do is insult people for not agreeing with everything you say / post then I fear you'll never make much off your life. There are always people who won't agree with you.

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                    hairy_hats
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                    Tom Deketelaere wrote:

                    There are always people who won't agree with you.

                    No, you're wrong.

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                    • M Media2r

                      Why don't you go play on the freeway, you moronic waste of pulse. Roughly seven and a quarter million people think you are the worlds only living brain donor, and that's just counting codeproject members. I find it repulsive that you claim habitat in the same species as the rest of us. You say you don't do drugs? In that case, may I humbly suggest you start doing a lot of it. Preferably too much. //L

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                      hairy_hats
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                      Media2r wrote:

                      you are the worlds only living brain donor

                      You said that about the chav who wanted bigger tits in the thread lower down.

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                      • R RichardM1

                        CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                        I haven't done anything but caffeine and nicotine for the longest time.

                        Just goes to show - stopping use does not undo all the effects.

                        Opacity, the new Transparency.

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                        CaptainSeeSharp
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                        I only wish that were true.

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                        • C CaptainSeeSharp

                          I only wish that were true.

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                          Distind
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                          RichardM1 wrote:

                          Just goes to show - stopping use does not undo all the effects.

                          CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                          I only wish that were true.

                          What the hell does that mean? Either A) you wish to be further pickled than you are now through lasting effects of drugs, B) you believe you've some how not retained the inevitable physical damage to various organs that occurs through use and abuse of substances, or C) you have no fucking clue what you're saying thus demonstrating he is correct. Or am I missing something again.

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                            RichardM1 wrote:

                            Just goes to show - stopping use does not undo all the effects.

                            CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                            I only wish that were true.

                            What the hell does that mean? Either A) you wish to be further pickled than you are now through lasting effects of drugs, B) you believe you've some how not retained the inevitable physical damage to various organs that occurs through use and abuse of substances, or C) you have no fucking clue what you're saying thus demonstrating he is correct. Or am I missing something again.

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                            CaptainSeeSharp
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                            I've never done any drug that causes physical damage to any of my organs, you are just an idiot.

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                            • C CaptainSeeSharp

                              I've never done any drug that causes physical damage to any of my organs, you are just an idiot.

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                              Distind
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                              Take it from someone with a clue, caffeine, nicotine and your continued breathing all do damage. It's a matter of how much damage, not so much an if.

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                                Take it from someone with a clue, caffeine, nicotine and your continued breathing all do damage. It's a matter of how much damage, not so much an if.

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                                CaptainSeeSharp
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                                This converstaion is moot.

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                                • H hairy_hats

                                  Tom Deketelaere wrote:

                                  There are always people who won't agree with you.

                                  No, you're wrong.

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                                  Tom Deketelaere
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                                  Ah so everyone agrees with me, so by extension I have to be always right, I knew it ha and now I'v got proof ;P

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                                  • H hairy_hats

                                    Media2r wrote:

                                    you are the worlds only living brain donor

                                    You said that about the chav who wanted bigger tits in the thread lower down.

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                                    Media2r
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                                    Been living too long in a binary world. There's 0, then there's One. That said, I think the point was understood. And I still reserve the right to use that line in the future, for whoever I see deserving. //L

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                                    • C CaptainSeeSharp

                                      Sandeep Mewara wrote:

                                      The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."

                                      What a moronic and brain-dead joke. Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep shit and the future is being ignored. Got that you stupid moronic piece of shit? Huh? Got it? You government supporting zombie, you mother fucking piece of shit! :mad:

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                                      puromtec1
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                                      CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

                                      Government is screwing the working class, and capitalism is dead. The people are in deep sh*t and the future is being ignored.

                                      I'm stealing that one....

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                                      • S Sandeep Mewara

                                        Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Mommy is the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you The People. The nanny, well, consider her The Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him The Future. Now go think about this and see if it makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying and runs to his room only to find that his diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents' room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand what politics is now." "Good son, tell me in your own words then what politics are." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

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                                        Alan Burkhart
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                                        Last time I checked, which was today, the people AND captalalism were getting screwed by gov't. At least that's how it is here in the Lower 48.

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