Captain's Official Proclamation

[dan sh]

I am suffering from cold and was feeling a bit feverish too. But the laugh after reading this makes me feel perfectly fine and fit. Thank You CSS. :-D

[Smithers Jones]

CaptainSeeSharp wrote:

Violations of the Captain's directives will not be tolerated.

And what will Captain Brain Fart do exactly to prosecute violators?

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

stamp his feet and hold his breath till they say sorry?

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start

[JHizzle]

Use *gasp* naughty words Seriously, this is retarded, he's already got the Truthbox to rant at himself, surely?

[Dalek Dave]

You could go fcuk yourself you wanky little peice of spewtum. Go on then, what are you going to do? You have gone completely mad haven't you? Your Delusional Paranoia has finally overtaken your disassociative sociopathy as the main mental condition du jour. Suggestion, Suicide, lots of your drugs all at once, and as you are a pharmacologist, you know what to take. Perhaps you could hide them in a 5 course dinner, what with you being a chef. Or maybe you should just wank yourself to sleep thinking of your mother and your pizza round you inadequate little man.

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

[OriginalGriff]

Belay that order - overruled!

[Dalek Dave]

Tick VG!

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

[Lost User]

Ho hum.

Bob Emmett Which? Race - Your monthly guide to genocide. Published by the New World Order Press.

[soap brain]

:laugh: Good stuff.

[Smithers Jones]

Ravel H. Joyce wrote:

Good stuff.

Looks more like a bad trip to me. The Captain even started to talk about himself in the third person. Sure sign of madness.

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

[soap brain]

Dalek Dave wrote:

spewtum

I thought you were supposed to be something of a word master... X|

[soap brain]

Smithers-Jones wrote:

Looks more like a bad trip to me. The Captain even started to talk about himself in the third person. Sure sign of madness.

It was an ironic joke, surely. :~

[riced]

It's a good neologism - spit and vomit all in one. :laugh:

Regards David R --------------------------------------------------------------- "Every program eventually becomes rococo, and then rubble." - Alan Perlis The only valid measurement of code quality: WTFs/minute.

[Lost User]

riced wrote:

It's a good neologism - spit and vomit all in one.

My favorite is shart.

[soap brain]

I don't quite understand how somebody could be insulted by such a thing.

[Distind]

Best joke all week.

[Smithers Jones]

His, yours or mine? :)

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

[soap brain]

Well, his, but I admit that's probably just unfounded optimism on my part. :sigh:

[Ian Shlasko]

Hi, Cappie's Pizza? I'd like to order a large pie, half pepperoni... Half hour or it's free, right?

Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

[Gonzoox]

*grabs Captain Brain fart* Look kids, this is what happens when you use drugs!!!

I want to die like my grandfather- asleep, not like the passengers in his car, screaming!